A barista, who goes by the name Misanthropic Barista, shared this post-it note she received from a customer.

The note reads, "Something that will keep me awake that doesn't taste like poop! Nonfat. -Travis"

The nonfat at the end really makes me laugh. As if he was expecting anyone to take him seriously after he basically handed his barista written proof that he is a man child.

Misanthropic Barista guesses that something must've compelled him to believe that they needed this specific instruction to serve him good tasting coffee, "Because otherwise we would have surely served him a cup full of crap."

In my experience, customers who rudely remind food service workers that they want their food to taste good will almost guarantee that they will be receiving a crappy meal. We won't use poison, but we sure as hell won't be trying to give you the best quality of service.

Long story short, don't be like Travis.

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