Truckers sure see some wild things out on the open road.
I Gave Her 2 Thumbs Up.
I looked to my left to see a woman slouched down with her dress pulled up. She was j##king mad hard, like gyrating and s##t. She realized that I was matching speed soon, she leaned over to look at me, gave a nervous smile and tried to get away after I gave her 2 thumbs up. — /u/Wdstktrckrthroaway
Pull Her Finger Out And Stare At It
Was stopped at a light and saw a girl dig in her buttcrack for a good 5 seconds, pull her finger out and stare at it, then gave it a good sniff, then wipe it off on her shirt. — /u/talto
I Was A Captive Audience For A Min
I had a trucker passing my slower governed truck and when he slowed I glanced over. Usually a nod. A wave. Not this time. He had his old lady's t*tty in his right hand. I couldn't speed up so I was a captive audience for a min or so till he sped up. — /u/roadscholar70
Dude Had One Hand On The Steering Wheel
once saw a man and woman next to me on the interstate and she had her bra off and half her shirt raised up. Dude had one hand on the steering wheel and the other on her breast. No kissing, road h!@# or anything like that… dude was just driving down the road holding a t!#$y. — /u/___Xuthakug___
That’s Not A Euphemism For Anything
My buddy drove a truck across country and once told me he saw two different guys playing the trumpet while driving. Like, the actual brass instrument. That's not a euphemism for anything. — /u/Noooooooooobody
And What Do I See?
One morning I'm heading out for the start of my route, and I'm in morning rush hour traffic. I come to a stop at a red light, traffic stopped all around me. I glance out my window, down at the car next to me. And what do I see? A guy eating a bowl of cereal at the wheel of his car. — /u/redditor1983
The Craziest Thing I’ve Seen
Australian driver here, have had the usual things happen, Chicks driving around with their funbags out, getting changed while driving etc, but the craziest thing ive seen someone do behind the wheel was one lady in a high end BMW in the middle of Sydney breast feeding while driving. — /u/Copie247
He Noticed Me Looking
Pulled up next to a guy in a Mercedes, he was attaching a silencer onto the end of a gun, he noticed me looking and quickly rolled up the window and drove away rather quickly. — /u/VitaminCthatS##t
But When I Look Inside
I was ones out driving in snowy weather, when i see a truck parket with emergency lights on, i exit my truck and walk over to see if i can help with something, but when i look inside i see a middelaged guy wearing this weird fluffy animal costume while eating literally 50-80 eggs. — /u/chooc444
It was funny.
Back in the 90s I drove a truck in order to see the country. I was in Houston about 3 in the morning and out of the corner of my eye saw a guy pacing me. I looked over and the guy driving was looking straight at me jacking his d%^& like he was churning butter. It was funny. — /u/lilbittygoddamnman
I saw everything.
A young woman (the driver) stop her car on a very slowly moving onramp (1 MPH due to heavy congestion on the highway it was merging to), get out, drop her pants to her ankles, and urinate on the onramp with hundreds of people watching. I saw everything. — /u/phatdoge
Making an omelette
Making an omelette on a little hot plate. ??? — /u/squidravioli
A Lot More People Do This Than I Thought.
A kid in an automatic Honda pretending it is a stick shift. Apparently a lot more people do this than I thought. — /u/benruns
That One Got A Nice Long Air Horn
I've seen sex of all kinds with all types of objects. But nothing beats seeing an older guy sleeping in the drivers' seat with presumably the cruise control on and his elderly wife holding the wheel. That one got a nice long air horn. — /u/ThatBearedGuy
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right in the eye and say "Yessir, the check is in the mail." — /u/neon_moon
Lebarons Are The Creepiest Vehicle On The Road
I once drove by an elderly man in a chauffeurs suit driving a Chrysler Lebaron. In the back was a teenager in a tuxedo and a completely naked elderly woman. I don't know what the f#$% was going on but it reinforced my opinion that lebarons are the creepiest vehicle on the road. — /u/TheT0KER
Something Out Of A Movie
I once seen on the Ohio turnpike a semi (trailer detached) rolling very very slowly on fire. It was the middle of winter and snowing heavily out. There was very little traffic on that side so it must have happened right before I saw it. Very weird scene. Almost something out of a movie. — /u/jjp3217
I saw a guy shaving with a straight razor while driving. No, seriously, this guy had a mirror affixed to the windshield and had the soap and brush suspended underneath it, with a little bowl of water and a whetstone. — /u/icosahedron14912
She Was Only Wearing High Heels
I drove around a curve while topping a hill and there was a girl standing in the middle of the road. She was only wearing high heels and a thong and she was standing in a very provocative way – but still right in the middle of the lane. I missed hitting her at 70 mph by a few feet. — /u/Banjerette
A Low Budget Wedding Singer Porno
I saw a guy getting road head in a 1980's type limousine at a stop light. The whole thing, the limo, his face, haircut, everything was like out of a low budget Wedding Singer porno. — /u/KnuckleMeat
I Pass, Only To Find Out That…
Old lady, doing 20 under the limit. I pass, only to find out that the b#!@% is knitting a god damned sweater. — /u/litefoot
No Emotion On Her Face Looking Straight Forward
I'm was driving on 495 through Tyron's Corner doing about 70mph in the rain. The road was relatively empty when I see this 4Runner pass me in reverse with a younger Asian women driving. Hands ten and two, no emotion on her face looking straight forward. — /u/TicTacToeFreeUccello
A Trucker Was Drunk
I once thought a trucker was drunk because he was swerving erratically. Nope. He was just reading a fully opened newspaper like he was drinking coffee at the local Dairy Queen. — /u/brucedonnovan
oh did I mention he was naked?
I think the one thing that sticks out in my mind. I once seen a dude driving with his knee and injecting himself with drugs or something that was in a syringe. I would say hey maybe I was insulin but I'm pretty sure u don't need a belt tourniquet. oh did I mention he was naked? — /u/cadengolong
Blocking his entire view.
Car full of kids/family comes rolling by on the freeway. Husband was reading newspaper folded open in front of him with both hands on each side of the paper blocking his entire view. Wife reaching over from passenger seat steering the car. — /u/HalfDOME