It's not exactly a controversial view that the hospital isn't known for being a particularly bright or cheery place to spend the holidays. However, creative hospital staff members all over the world are working hard to change that, and few things illustrate that like the interesting, wacky decorations popping up in hospitals everywhere. Here are some of our favorites!
Santa’s Blood Pack
This must be a mistake though! We've been told by reliable sources that Santa's blood type is Elf positive.
This Garland Electrocardiogram
Thankfully, no, it's not flatlining.
Rudolph The… Urine-Nosed Reindeer?
Today in questionable variations on classic Christmas carols…
The Glove Christmas Tree
Deck the halls with boughs of… latex?
This Immaculate Condom Tree
The slightly inappropriate, but very popular cousin to the glove tree.
Little Stocking Stuffers
The maternity ward is full of future Santa's little helpers this year!
This Pill Bottle Wreath
Not suggested for home use during the holidays; please do not turn to drugs in order to deal with the presence of your in-laws!
This Fallen Angel
Apparently, this guy is named Mal Nutrition. Make sure you keep up a balanced diet this holiday season!
The Urinal Wreath
We have absolutely nothing to add here.
Merry Christmas From Haematology
This is actually heartwarming! It's nice to celebrate the holiday season with a reminder of how generosity can save lives.
Arguably The Creepiest Santa Of All Time
Santa, why does your beard look like several hands combined?
The Dental Hygiene Tree
Just a friendly reminder that children who don't floss go straight to the naughty list!
Why Does Rudolph Look Like He’s Crying?
It seems that even at the hospital, Rudolph wasn't allowed to join the reindeer games.
Your Orthopedist’s Christmas Tree
Be careful playing in the snow on this white Christmas, or you might end up like this guy!