
1. I’ll just take some charges off your bill to make it up to you

2. that and my desire to keep this job

3. maybe a powerpoint would make my argument seem more legit

4. going into work and catching up on all the gossip

5. “they want us to do it this way, but we really do it like this”

6. time to annoy the cooks by telling them to rush the order!!

7. id rather do anything else

8. should’ve specified that it wouldn’t happen again at that specific table. all future tables are still game

9. same energy as “I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND”
