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The 16 Weirdest Florida Men Who Wreaked Havoc On Local Businesses

By Will Jamison Eucker
March 12, 2021

Being a business owner in Florida much be the toughest job ever. Each day brings new risks of ‘Florida men’ waging an attack on your property for the strangest reason. Day jobs shouldn’t be this violent! But at least they make for hysterical headlines (which have become a meme at this point), many of which I added down below:

1. Look, times are tough, but not this tough:

2. I mean, who hasn’t done this when they’re impatient?

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3. Couldn’t he have taken thirty seconds to find a ski mask first?

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4. Can he give me some of those?!

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5. Why not just ask for a coupon to buy more??

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6. Nothing sets the mood more than whatever was going on here:

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7. Those employees don’t get paid nearly enough for this:

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8. Somebody was too impatient for Black Friday deals:

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9. Some people have midnight snacks, and other people do this:

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10. He was probably encouraging them to go to McDonald’s instead:

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11. I hope that he at least cooked it first:

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12. Why wouldn’t you just take more Cheddar Bay Biscuits?

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13. Use your words, honey:

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14. This isn’t what they meant by ‘Live Mas’:

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15. Maybe try Wendy’s next time?

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16. The Mad Soup King strikes again!

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