Anyone who has ever worked in retail deserves a presidential medal of freedom and a winning lottery ticket. While I can't give you those, I can provide you with some lovely memes that are way too accurate!
1. What did they really think the answer would be?!
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2. Justice for the real queens:
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3. Just skip the small talk, for my own sanity:
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4. We all had that one spot in the back room:
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5. Yes, let’s open up and get everything ready for only this one man who can’t get the message:
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6. Doesn’t my uniform and the bags under my eyes answer that question?!
![](https://i0.wp.com/upload.ratemyjob.com/rmj/uploads/2021/11/ac9560bf42a34206fab000eca9fcaac9560-1.png?resize=1024%2C784&ssl=1)
7. Trying to be friendly to nasty customers is truly the worst:
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8. No way this will end well:
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9. Me any time a customer asks the dumbest questions:
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10. The customer didn’t need to get THIS petty!
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11. If the customer doesn’t know by now, there really isn’t any hope for them:
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12. The only reason you would go into work:
![](https://i0.wp.com/upload.ratemyjob.com/rmj/uploads/2021/11/ba403e5a07c76228d599545373877ba403e-1.png?resize=956%2C866&ssl=1)
13. How much of this work day can I avoid at all costs?!
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14. Couldn’t they care about anything else??
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15. Let me just unfurl my third hand for you:
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16. Literally the least romantic setting in the history of mankind:
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17. I have literally dealt with every sort of customer, I SHALL WIN!
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18. And finally, we need to be honest, we’re all guilty of doing this:
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