Anyone who has ever worked in retail deserves a presidential medal of freedom and a winning lottery ticket. While I can't give you those, I can provide you with some lovely memes that are way too accurate!
1. What did they really think the answer would be?!
2. Justice for the real queens:
3. Just skip the small talk, for my own sanity:
4. We all had that one spot in the back room:
5. Yes, let’s open up and get everything ready for only this one man who can’t get the message:
6. Doesn’t my uniform and the bags under my eyes answer that question?!
7. Trying to be friendly to nasty customers is truly the worst:
8. No way this will end well:
9. Me any time a customer asks the dumbest questions:
10. The customer didn’t need to get THIS petty!
11. If the customer doesn’t know by now, there really isn’t any hope for them:
12. The only reason you would go into work:
13. How much of this work day can I avoid at all costs?!
14. Couldn’t they care about anything else??
15. Let me just unfurl my third hand for you:
16. Literally the least romantic setting in the history of mankind:
17. I have literally dealt with every sort of customer, I SHALL WIN!
18. And finally, we need to be honest, we’re all guilty of doing this: