Several years ago, we might have made fun of these dishes for being ‘hipster’ or ‘alternative’. Well it’s 2021, and there is no excuse now for whatever these monstrosities are. No one should be forced to eat food off of a hair comb. I don’t blame the wait staff at all, but they deserve better than to serve whatever these things are with a straight face! Somehow these are real concoctions available in restaurants, but are they too bizarre to eat? You’ll have to be the judge of that!
1. Nothing says “yummy” like the image of sticking a hand up a turkey…?
2. This “dish” definitely cost over $30:
3. We’re gonna lightly set your hand on fire and then make you pay for it:
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4. Plates are so 2000 and late:
5. Now I can brush the crumbs into my hair!
6. This is a public health crisis waiting to happen:
7. Can I eat the shoe also? Do I have to give it back to an employee when I’m full?
8. Finally, I can call my parents and gnaw on a lobster with one hand!
9. Is this a thinly-veiled insult? Am I a baby to this staff?
10. You could make this dish at home with food scraps and the beer cans you were about to throw out!
11. Ever wanted to feel like a sophisticated cave man? Now you can!
12. This is a tiramisu cake inside of a coffee press, because who needs it for coffee anymore?!
13. Just rub your glass in chocolate and suck on it because who cares at this point?!
14. Are you a dog? Are you sure? This restaurant thinks you are!
15. And finally, this ooey-gooey mess actually looks pretty yummy. I would actually eat this…
