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24 Excellent Tweets About Day Jobs To Read While Ignoring Your Day Job

By Will Jamison Eucker
April 1, 2021

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Words cannot do these hysterical tweets justice. Anyone who has ever had a day job will deeply relate to these tweets. I can't be responsible for any actual work not finished due to reading this article.

1. Clearly this piece of paper is what’s getting me through it all:

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2. They haven’t figured it out yet:

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3. At least I know my days of the week?

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4. Never give up on your dreams:

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5. This is way funnier than any actual insult:

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6. LinkedIn should be used for fun more often!

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7. The only life hack you’ll ever need:

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8. This person is clearly living in the future:

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9. Please never, ever do this:

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10. I cannot stress enough how delightful this is to not encounter:

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11. This is what we all want to really say:

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12. Let’s get weird with the office decorations:

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13. Where would we be without the internet?!

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14. Maybe the call is coming from inside the house:

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15. Honesty really is the best policy:

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16. It’s the universe working against you:

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17. Now I really want to find someone named Ruth to hire in our office:

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18. I never even got a friendly pigeon to keep me company!

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19. My worst fear in the form of a tweet:

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20. Seriously, these people need to chill out:

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21. I really deserve an award for this expert acting:

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22. Oh yeah, traffic was soooooo long today…

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23. Again, just being brutally honest with your boss here:

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24. And finally, don’t pick up your phone to increase the dramatic suspense!

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