Words cannot do these hysterical tweets justice. Anyone who has ever had a day job will deeply relate to these tweets. I can't be responsible for any actual work not finished due to reading this article.
1. Clearly this piece of paper is what’s getting me through it all:

2. They haven’t figured it out yet:

3. At least I know my days of the week?

4. Never give up on your dreams:

5. This is way funnier than any actual insult:

6. LinkedIn should be used for fun more often!

7. The only life hack you’ll ever need:

8. This person is clearly living in the future:

9. Please never, ever do this:

10. I cannot stress enough how delightful this is to not encounter:

11. This is what we all want to really say:

12. Let’s get weird with the office decorations:

13. Where would we be without the internet?!

14. Maybe the call is coming from inside the house:

15. Honesty really is the best policy:

16. It’s the universe working against you:

17. Now I really want to find someone named Ruth to hire in our office:

18. I never even got a friendly pigeon to keep me company!

19. My worst fear in the form of a tweet:

20. Seriously, these people need to chill out:

21. I really deserve an award for this expert acting:

22. Oh yeah, traffic was soooooo long today…

23. Again, just being brutally honest with your boss here:

24. And finally, don’t pick up your phone to increase the dramatic suspense!
