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14 Tweets Perfect For Anyone Tired Of Working In An Office

By Will Jamison Eucker
April 6, 2021

“Office culture” is so bizarre, and these are the best tweets that capture that. Enjoy not doing work by looking at these work-related tweets instead!

“I hope this email finds you well.”

It didn’t. What do you want? pic.twitter.com/kjOWWWmybJ

— well, sorta kinda (@Steph_I_Will) January 15, 2020

when i am emailed for any reason whatsoever pic.twitter.com/liAiucSCLg

— mattie lubchansky (@Lubchansky) January 17, 2019

Due to enormous personal flaws I refuse to work on, I will be arriving 20 minutes late with iced coffee, please respect that

— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) February 17, 2020

“I’ve CC’d in my boss”
– professional
– corporate
– mildly threatening

“You wanna say that in front of Greg?”
– confident
– threat level 9000
– who is Greg and what is he capable of

— ruby 🐊 (@roobeekeane) January 29, 2020

What is the etiquette when stepping out of an office toilet that stinks, through no fault of your own, to find someone waiting to go in?

— Daniel Lloyd (@daniellloyd1) May 2, 2017

me: i don't have time for workplace drama, i'm here for a paycheck
also me, when my coworker says she's annoyed w someone we work with: pic.twitter.com/ciQ6oikRtJ

— amuseable deviled egg (@BlGSTUPlDBABY) May 26, 2017

Office culture is people asking how's it going and you tell them what day of the week it is

— Ass Bastard (@IainND) January 17, 2019

Please quit telling me to “keep up the good work” the good work was an accident and impossible to replicate

— sweatpants cher🔸 (@House_Feminist) October 26, 2017

Office culture is looking a coworker in the face and simply saying the day of the week that it is and them sighing, "I know, right?" or "tell me about it."

— sara reinis (@SaraReinis) October 30, 2018

What is your favorite phrase to use in a professional clap back?

Mine is "per my last email…"

— gay & tonic (@DeeRene_) August 21, 2017

I hate corporate lingo. Stuff like "core competency" or "design out the problem" or "I'm gonna need you to go ahead and do some work today"

— Chuck U. Farley (@dreadnaught420) October 7, 2015

[break room]

coworker: what's for lunch?

me: [eating] food, generally

cw: no, I mean what are you having?

me: an unwanted conversation

— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) March 4, 2016

[Doctors appointment]

Me: It hurts when I go like this. *gets up and leaves and goes to work*

— Saucy Kensington (@Book_Krazy) January 12, 2016

Shout out to my coworkers for having a conversation about salsa dancing that reminded me I didn't have my earbuds in.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) January 22, 2016

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