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16 Tweets About Finding A New Job That Will Make You Laugh And Cry

By Will Jamison Eucker
April 7, 2021

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Why must finding a new job feel like such an emotional roller coaster?! Luckily there are plenty of others who have gone through the exact same emotions, and they translated those emotions into bizarre and hysterical tweets! Hopefully this helps such a daunting process!

When in doubt, ask yourself WWBD: What Would Beyoncé Do? Would she apply for a job? Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) December 12, 2014

Me lying on my resume to get a job https://t.co/PQ95vKdUaz

— laura vactraction (@IHateMyLaugh) February 23, 2019

ENTRY LEVEL JOB OPENING:
Hiring recent college grads

REQUIREMENTS:
5 years of experience, 6 Olympic gold medals, and superpowers.

— jordan (@jordan_stratton) July 6, 2015

Interviewer 1: Describe yourself in one word

Me: Hired

Interviewer 2:[whispers] Holy shit can she do that??

— Niles (@River_Niles) May 16, 2016

https://twitter.com/mo_is_funny/status/830867479857557504?s=20

Interviewer: 'So where do you see yourself in 5 years time?'

Me: 'My biggest weakness? Probably not listening properly.'

— cluedont (@cluedont) January 6, 2014

*Job Interview*

"Tell me about yourself"

*flashback to when I used to pull out USB drive without clicking safely eject*

"I'm risk taker"

— 8bit Rav3n (@sarcastictroler) February 21, 2017

https://twitter.com/daemonic3/status/1181318901285572609?s=20

Interviewer: do you have any regrets?

Me: one time I signed a petition on http://t.co/7BRPTkEiSl and now they won't stop emailing me

— haunted unicorn (@hauntedunicorn) February 26, 2015

https://twitter.com/ksteeno/status/836424279361114112?s=20

INTERVIEWER: any weaknesses?
ME: my strength
I: ?
ME: im physically very weak
I: oh. Any strengths?
ME: [i pick up his desk] im a great liar

— Duke Max “Carnival Lawyer” Ash (@mynameisntdave) February 14, 2017

When "entry level jobs" require 5 years of experience. pic.twitter.com/Tmdqgf43rj

— Jana 'Butt of Tsushima' Hall (@ugobananas) August 24, 2018

Day 1 of job hunting: CEO of google sounds about right, I won't settle

Day 58 of job hunting: Ima apply to be a shopping cart at Walmart

— Trill Withers (@TylerIAm) January 30, 2017

I hate when the other guy goes for a handshake and I go for an open-mouth kiss and oh great now I probably didn't get this job

— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) October 19, 2014

*calls office back after setting up job interview* did you say at noon or on the moon?

— brent (@murrman5) July 15, 2015

[job int]
"Under skills u put 'not being afraid of pigeons'."
[nervously shifts in chair]
"That's right. Why? Do any pigeons work here?"

— David Hughes (@david8hughes) November 15, 2014

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