Working in a supermarket can be a challenge at first, but eventually you will learn how to deal with anything that comes up. Although, when you get to this point, you start to realize that you have been there way, way too long.
You Don’t Even Bat An Eye At This
You already know that customers are animals and behave as such.
These Attempts At Humor Aren’t Doing It For You Anymore
Nice try, but you'll have to come up with something better than that.
You Know The Real Meaning Of Love
A 12 pack of beer will trump flowers every time.
You Cringe Knowing These Are In Your Store
If Duck Dynasty can have a wine, pretty much profession needs their own bottling. Have you tasted the "Grocery Cart Wrangler" vintage?
You Know That This Isn’t A Wine Holder
Ok, it is a wine holder, but you know damn well it may have other uses.
You’ve Have The Eyes Of A Hawk
You probably spotted this toy several isles away.
You Have A Strong Dislike For Parents
How is this acceptable??
..And Their Kids
Because the majority of kids are little pests and will ruin your day.
You Won’t Even Bother To Change This Sign
..and you will secretly laugh every time someone actually thinks they are mini cucumbers. Revenge is a plate best served HOT~
You Pray That You Can Spend All Your Shift Here
This is the only aisle that matters, and you actually go out of your way to help people here.
You Get Enjoyment Out Of The Knockoff Brand Names
Crispy Hexagons and Fruit Circles are the best!
You Want No Involvement At All With These Customers
A lot of the time, these kind of people are the kind to hope their groceries are on you for their troubles.
You Know Displays Will Always Be Messed With
Customers will always try to push their limits with you and you know you just have to bite your tongue.
You Know When Things Are Too Good To Be True
Yeah, that steak is totally worth the full price of $288.98.
You Know When To Take Advantage Of Specials
You are now the master of saving money and can spot deals out of nowhere.
You Know EVERYTHING About Your Regulars — Like The Back Of Your Hand
Why make Bill walk through the entire store? You know what he needs with his whipped cream and chocolate sauce.
You Know How To Create Masterpieces Out Of Any Product
This may be the only time during your shift that you can actually be yourself. Until the customers destroy it on purpose, that is.