Let's face it, mornings suck. The only little bit of joy you get is that amazing dark elixir known as coffee. We know you wear your heart on your sleeve, so why not start wearing it on your mug too? Check out these amazing coffee mugs that are made specifically for unabashed coffee addicts.
Don’t Have Time For Your Sh!#
Ron Swanson doesn’t take any lip. Well, he takes your lip on this mug, but that’s not the point.
You Know What You Need
You aren’t a morning person — and you aren’t afraid to get physical for that coffee.
Just Letting Them Know You Mean Business
Let those men know you make coffee using their tears as water. Maybe now they’ll leave you alone for a while.
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That’s A Hard Word To Spell In The Morning
There’s no need for perfect spelling in the morning. Just point to the mug and let them know what you do.
Well This Isn’t Right
The perfect mug for the person who doesn’t think the morning can get any worse. How about not having any coffee? That’s frightening.
Coffee Turns To Liquor Real Quick
If the morning doesn’t start going your way soon, drastic measures might need to be taken. And by drastic measures, we mean the consumption of alcohol.
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No Hope In Sight
You might be stuck here forever, but at least they have coffee.
Subtly Let Them Know What Coffee Does To You
After that big cup of coffee, you might have to disappear to the bathroom for a while. Leave this mug empty on your desk to show them where you are.
Or Don’t Be So Subtle With It
Just be up front with your coworkers — do what you have to doo. It probably does the same to them, too!
When Someone Takes Your Mug
Give whoever stole your mug a little scare to start the day. Then, see if they magically leave “sick” for the rest of the day, or forever.
There’s No Talking Before Coffee
Coffee is the most important thing. If anyone tries to be chatty before you finish your cup, flash them the side of the mug.
They Don’t Need To Be That Close
If someone gets close enough to read this mug, they aren’t to be trusted. They are snooping around and need to be called out.
Tell It Like It Is
Decaf didn’t work for those who built this country, so why should it work for you?
Let Them Know How You Really Feel
It’s ok to put on a fake smile in the morning. Although, you need to let them know you aren’t smiling on the inside.
And So Do You
This kitten might think of murder all day. And if Janet doesn’t stop talking so loud, you will too.
Not Today
Just flat out let them know you aren’t feeling it today. You might as well head back home.
Don’t Mess With Me
Coffee sometimes doesn’t always do the trick. Break off the mug and take matters in to your own hands.
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