Gone are the days where you needed to keep all your receipts — so many people just crumple theirs up. If you still are part of the small percentage of folks that keep their receipts, you may want to take a second look at some of them — because you might find something hilariously unexpected!
Hope She Didn’t Touch The Food
We don't want that touching our fingers, it'll get them all wet!
Huge MILF Sale
MILFs are only $2.98? We'll take the entire supply.
Haikus Aren’t That Easy
Haikus aren't easy. They usually are hard. This Haiku is bad.
Is Michael Scott Back There?
Don't set someone up for an easy joke. This was bound to happen.
We Always Read The Receipts
Always look over your receipts. It's a good idea to keep track of your spending — but mostly so you don't miss anything hilarious.
Mr. Bond Must Not Be Getting Paid Much After All
It's hard to believe that James Bond had to pick up a second job at Walmart. You would have thought he'd be getting paid well for risking his life countless times.
It Pays To Be Good Looking
It's got to be pretty upsetting when you don't get this discount from a different employee.
That’s Just Being Petty
Once Jared got in his legal troubles, Subway had to start recouping some of that money they paid him.
Never Getting Out Of The Car Here
This restaurant must only have drive-thru customers. No one wants to be attacked by ninjas before they eat.
This Should Help Parents Keep Their Kids In Line
If every restaurant had a discount like this, there wouldn't be anymore crying kids at the table.
Hardee’s Knows What You Want
Hardee's has epic food as is, so we can only imagine how insane this burger must have been.
What Are You Trying To Buy, Charles?
Charles is going to have some explaining to do to his wife when she sees this receipt. Hopefully she knows he was just buying a few knives.
That’s One Hell Of A Signature
There's no way the driver drew that on one of those tiny screens. Those things can barely pick up a regular signature, let alone something this intricate.
Just Do It Yo
That's a very unfortunate name, but it's gotta be pretty funny to hear the barista say it out loud.
Immature Jokes Always Get A Laugh
It doesn't matter how old we get, we all have a good chuckle at immature jokes.
Might Be Time To Learn Your Employees Names
That server probably won't be too happy when she sees this receipt.
Tom Is For Sure The Man..ager
Tom must not be a very secure person if he constantly has to remind people he's a man and the manager.
Who Orders A Burger With The Poop?
Do all restaurants have poop that they throw on burgers if you don't ask for it without? If that's the case, we are going to be sick.
At Least The Beer Was Cheap
If you want a cheap ass beer, East Side Show Room will give you a cheap ass beer. Wonder how much an expensive ass beer costs there?
Meat Loaf Must Not Have Saved Much Of His Money
Retirement must not have been kind to Meat Loaf. It's never fun to see a former celebrity working as a cashier — actually, it kinda is.
A LOL Makes Everything Better
This sever tried serving shrimp to a customer with a seafood allergy. The meal had better been good enough to almost die for.
That’s Really Cheap For A Butt Shake
The places we know to go for a butt shake cost WAY more than that. Plus, they don't allow change, that would hurt when you throw them.
No, Thank You For Selling The Weird Sh*t
It's nice to see a place acknowledge that they have some very strange items. Can't imagine what other weird sh*t that have to buy.
Awesome Tribute To This Great Comedian
Mitch does have a point, there hasn't been a time where we've needed a receipt for a donut. Also, who only buys $3 worth of donuts? You always get at least a dozen.
Kittens Get Cold, Too
Keep those kitties warm and stylish all winter long! It's nice to see people spreading awareness for this tragic epidemic.