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Filthy Autocorrect Disasters: More Awkward Than You’ve Ever Seen

By Johnny Barrow
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Autocorrect is a blessing and a curse — it either helps you text faster or it causes some awkward conversations. Check out these 21 texts that you wouldn’t want any part of.

Pube Juice Could Be Refreshing

Just kidding, we are actually vomiting at the thought of that.

Mother Always Knows Best

Can we call up Karl's mom next time we are sick?

Nothing Satisfies Like A Nice Boobsicle

This text is full of so many fails.

Some Things Are Best Left Unsaid

Finding out about your parents sex life is as awkward as awkward gets.

Our Innocence Is Ruined

Why didn't she just say laptop in the first place? This could all have been avoided.

Sick Burn, Bro

It may have been unintentional, but that burn melted all the snow off the mountain.

You Can’t Keep Anything From Your Mother

Well, this just got awkward.

There Will Be No Second Date

It's back to Tinder for this poor guy.

Mike Just Can’t Control His Juices

Who squeezes lime juice in their water? We think she's covering up for Mike on this one.

That Would Be One Heck Of A Sight

Richie's party would be one to remember if Michael's mom was getting topless for it.

Too Much Information

This dad just officially lost his texting privileges.

Viagra Just Isn’t Cutting It Anymore

Where do you find a sh*t dick?

The Richter Scale Is Outdated

We aren't staring at your chest — we are just checking out how bad the earthquake was.

You Don’t Have To Say It Twice, Dad

At least he knows when to call it quits.

Craigslist Is Full Of Weirdos

We've seen people selling worse on there, trust us.

Panties Need Care Too

Forget the plants. Panties are the only things that need to be watered.

That Can’t Be The First Time They’ve Done That

We Google ourselves all the time and it's always been pleasurable for us.

What Kind Of Christmas Party Was This?

We suggest kissing under something else — cameltoe could cause some awkward encounters.

That’s One Way To Get Ahead At Your Job

You've gotta do what you gotta do sometimes. 

He Likes Them Nice And Hot

We WON'T have what he's having.

She Definitely Would Be Surprised By That

Might as well not even come home after that one.

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