Are you even married if you don’t relate to at least one of these tweets? Take a look through and see how many you and your spouse are guilty of doing.
Costco Always Suckers You In To Buying More Than You Need

Grocery Shopping Is Never An Easy Task

You Don’t Know Me

Probably Both On Facebook, Too

Every Man Is Guilty Of This One

That’s Where All The Socks Go

Have To Buy Brand New Ones Now

It’s Just So Hard Putting The Seat Back Down

That Shows Good Problem Solving Skills

Sleeping Together Doesn’t Mean The Same Thing When You’re Married

We Swear That Keys Are Camouflage

Looks Like It’s Fast Food For Dinner Again

That’s True Love Right There

It’s Never Your Cat When Something Bad Happens

Why Is It So Hard To Put Things Back?

Sounds Like The Perfect Spouse To Us

The Never Ending Cycle Of Laundry

We Didn’t See That Answer Coming

It Wasn’t Us, We Promise

Maybe He Wants To Use The Plate Again Later

It’s Just Easier This Way

You Knew This Was How It Was Going To End

That’s A Slick Way Of Getting What You Want

You Better Like All Their Pictures!

Pretty Much Sums It All Up
