Somethings just never get old — just like these 29 funny text messages!
That’s A Valid Question
Sometimes eels just want to have fun.
Not The Response We Expected
Although, who doesn't love lasagna?
What's not to love?
He’s The Man
Best. Selfie. Ever.
Nike Would Approve
Just do it — whatever it is.
How do these people even?
Dogs Are Better Than Words
You can never have to many dog pictures.
That’s An Evil Plan
Hope she marries a guy named Tom, who's name is short for Tomato.
Kermit Knows When You Are Sleeping
Someone is always watching.
Those Are Some Great Qualifications
We'd hire this person on the spot.
We’ll Always Think You’re Cool
But really though, why isn't there an emoji for that?
Don’t Tell Them How To Live Their Life
We'd sleep all day if we could.
What Kind Of Snake Are You Talking About?
You can't sext with a live snake in your tent. That's just common knowledge.
If you refuse a picture of a dog, you aren't a true friend.
It's always best to use your words.
He Found His Long Lost Twin Sister
No way that's photoshop.
Luke Is Drunk
Drunk questions are the best.
Now that's how you compliment someone.
But The Dream Felt So Real
We've all had those moments before.
Nothings Off Topic At Parties
All these random drunk people need to know about the twin you absorbed.
Pug Pictures Are Great Anytime Of The Year
Who cares what month it is, that dog is adorable.
Ouch, Roasted Yourself
Monica better come over to watch "Friends" with her.
Any Help Would Be Great
We need some cheese recommendations as well.
You Said “Surprise Me”
We'd actually be happy receiving this picture.
Always think before you respond.
Emojis Are Amazing
Be honest — you only update your phone for the newest emojis.
Classic Mom Text
How does she not know where to buy chicken at?
The Perfect Excuse
Birthdays are always a special occasion.
Wait For It
Anything good is worth waiting for, and this didn't disappoint.