Most brands have a catchy slogan tied to their name, but have you ever wondered what it would be like if the slogans were more — well, realistic? Wonder no more, the fine folks over at Honest Slogans have put together what we all have been thinking.
Do Not Pass Go. Do Not Collect $200
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Being in jail is no laughing matter.
Monopoly
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If you’ve ever played Monopoly, you know this is beyond true.
They All Can’t Be Authentic
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These are some of the most popular handbags in the world.
Louis Vuitton
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Let’s face it. You or someone you know has a fake Louis Vuitton bag.
Why Can’t Older People Use Something Else To Relieve Pain?
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If you’ve ever played at pickup game at the YMCA, you know this scent.
Bengay
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No matter how useful Bengay is, we just can’t get past that smell.
How Did All These Pens Get Here?
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Nobody actually buys these things, they just appear out of nowhere.
Bic
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These lighters and pens always wind up at your house, and yet you know you never bought them.
These Things Always Run Out Way Too Fast
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They taste so good, the entire tin is gone in about a day.
Altoids
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Whether it’s buttons or safety pins, they are always in these tins. The mints, however, are long gone.
Help Pay For Something Completely Useless
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The majority of these “projects” are from people who just want money for nothing.
Kickstarter
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Someone actually raised $55,000 to make potato salad. No, seriously, this really happened.
Never Go Shopping Again!
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Going to an actual store will be the thing of the past eventually.
Amazon
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You can get groceries, toiletries, and basically everything you need to survive on Amazon. No more human interaction for you!
Easily Get Extra Close To That Special Someone
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If your party didn’t have this game — was it even a party?
Twister
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Going through puberty, this was your favorite game. Left hand green, more like left hand on your crush.
Who Doesn’t Love Free Entertainment?
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Not everyone can afford this premium cable channel. Why not take advantage of it for free?
HBO Go
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You have no idea who actually owns the account. You just know you’re so happy that they hit save password on your computer.
Hypochondriacs Steer Clear
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Self-diagnosing is one thing, but this site makes it so much harder.
WebMD
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After searching WebMD for five minutes, that sore foot just became terminal cancer.
This Product Just Masks The Smell
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Spray it on to get a few moments of relief.
Febreze
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Febreze never truly gets rid of an odor, no matter how much they claim it does. It just manages the odor for a few hours.
The Future Of Dating
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Swiping left or right is so much easier than meeting someone in real life.
Tinder
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You get to swiping so fast, you forget which one is which. That makes for an awkward first conversation.
How Many Polls Would You Like To Take?
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Spend all your free time taking countless quizzes and polls here.
BuzzFeed
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Better check BuzzFeed to see what Disney characters look like in real life. You surely have nothing else better to do.
Your Athletic Days Are Clearly In Your Past
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This drink is a must for those awful mornings after.
Gatorade
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You aren’t a world-class athlete like LeBron James. You just know electrolytes help cure that world-class hangover.
How Did Students Write Papers Before?
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It may not be the most credible source for information, but it sure gets the job done.
Wikipedia
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Wikipedia: getting kids through college since 2001