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15 Kooky AF Gifts That Will Crush Your Office White Elephant Exchange

By Johnny Barrow
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We all know office Christmas parties could use a little excitement. These hilarious gifts will surely be the highlight of the night. Take some inspiration from these items to make your White Elephant exchange one to remember.

Universal Remote Pillow

Everyone wants to take a nap after work. This remote control pillow will allow you to watch your favorite show, while fading in to a quick slumber. Plus, you will never lose this remote!

Emergency Underpants

You never know when you’re going to need a fresh pair of undies. The gift of these emergency underpants will prevent any social disasters from happening. So go ahead, grab that fourth cup of coffee.

Tie Flask

No reason to wait for happy hour to get you’re drink on anymore. The tie flask is a perfect way to conceal that dirty habit with no one being the wiser — except for you, since you bought it!

Instant Audience

The instant audience controller is great for the co-worker who always needs to be the center of attention. No matter what they are ranting about that day, they will always get the response they are looking for. Now that’s worth a round of applause!

Giant Gummy Snake

Why be selfish and give a gift meant for only one person when you can entertain the entire office? The party python is nearly 27-pounds of sugary goodness. The 8-foot long reptile tops in at 36,000 calories, so make sure to spread the wealth!

Cat Toothpaste Dispenser

Make sure you’re co-workers keep their purr-ly whites looking great with this gift. This cat toothpaste cap will bring a little fun in to brushing your teeth. When isn’t a cat spewing out toothpaste cute?

Lump Of Coal

Let’s face it, there are plenty of co-workers that are on the naughty list this year. Take the work off Santa’s hands, and give them a lump of coal yourself. You know what you did, Steven!

Inflatable Brain

Every office has that one person who doesn’t seem to be totally “there” all the time. This inflatable brain will at least give them the feeling of having a real one for once. 

Sarcastic Ball

Magic 8 balls are overrated. The sarcastic ball gives you the answer you’re looking for, with a side of humor. The snarky side remarks will help put that annoying co-worker in place.

Wine Bottle Glass

After a long day at work, most people like to unwind with a glass of wine — or three. This wine bottle glass will take the guilt out of drinking after work, because you are only having one glass!

Hundred Dollar Bill Toilet Paper

We all fantasize about having enough money where we could wipe our a** with hundreds. One lucky co-worker could be one step closer to living the high life with this hundred dollar bill toilet paper. Because Lord knows we don’t get paid enough to actually use real money!

Extendable Spoon

You know there is a food thief in the office, always taking other people’s lunches out of the fridge. Hopefully, they will land your gift of this extendable spoon at the party. They will steal food with this, but at least it will be entertaining to watch it in action.

Squirrel Feeder

Who doesn’t love animals? Make your co-worker’s day with this novelty squirrel feeder. The food is inside the giant squirrel head, so the real squirrel just looks ridiculous while eating.

Prescription Coffee Mug

We all know that coffee makes the office work. This neat prescription coffee mug is perfect for the co-worker who can’t function before that first cup. Luckily, there are unlimited refills on this prescription.

Log Pillow

There’s always one co-worker who comes in looking like they got no sleep at all last night. This surprisingly soft log pillow will put an end to the drowsy mornings. Plus, it just looks awesome!

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