Work. Life. Each day, these two super important things need to balance the heck out. When work just can't happen right this second, and your boss is the watch-tapper type, here is a list of legit excuses that are 9 times out of 10 passable to the most gut-wrenching of higher-ups, allowing you to recover your valuable sanity. Maybe. We don't know your boss.
You Have To Have Blood Work Done
Keys Are Locked In The Car
You “accidentally” locked your key inside of your car. You have called a locksmith, but it could be “a few hours” before he can get to you.
A Relative Is Pregnant
Your Car Broke Down On The Way In
You car broke down on the way in, and a tow truck won’t be available for “several hours.”
You’ve Been Call In For Jury Duty
You Have Lice
Your Stomach Isn’t Cooperating
You Threw Your Back Out
You Have A Terrible Migraine
You Were Stung By A Bee
You were stung by a bee yesterday and were unaware that you were allergic to bee stings. Say your face is swollen and you are unable to safely drive in to work.
Emergency Dental Appointment
Your Septic Tank Spilled Over
Your Pipes Burst
A Close Relative Was In An Accident
You Have Food Poisoning
Your Puppy Needs To Go To The Vet
Unless your boss is a cold heartless _____, you should be golden with this one.