Work. Life. Each day, these two super important things need to balance the heck out. When work just can't happen right this second, and your boss is the watch-tapper type, here is a list of legit excuses that are 9 times out of 10 passable to the most gut-wrenching of higher-ups, allowing you to recover your valuable sanity. Maybe. We don't know your boss.
You Have To Have Blood Work Done
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Keys Are Locked In The Car
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You “accidentally” locked your key inside of your car. You have called a locksmith, but it could be “a few hours” before he can get to you.
A Relative Is Pregnant
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Your Car Broke Down On The Way In
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You car broke down on the way in, and a tow truck won’t be available for “several hours.”
You’ve Been Call In For Jury Duty
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You Have Lice
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Your Stomach Isn’t Cooperating
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You Threw Your Back Out
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You Have A Terrible Migraine
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You Were Stung By A Bee
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You were stung by a bee yesterday and were unaware that you were allergic to bee stings. Say your face is swollen and you are unable to safely drive in to work.
Emergency Dental Appointment
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Your Septic Tank Spilled Over
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Your Pipes Burst
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A Close Relative Was In An Accident
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You Have Food Poisoning
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Your Puppy Needs To Go To The Vet
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Unless your boss is a cold heartless _____, you should be golden with this one.