17 Nightmare Neighbors You Won’t Believe Actually Exist

Once you read about these neighbors from hell, you'll think your neighbors were sent from heaven. Number 15 is insane!

“We used to have a neighbor that would…”

“We used to have a neighbor that would run around the town every night stark naked and stop at every open window and swing his willy around. I never called anyone because I found it quite amusing.”

“He was keeping it until it reached six feet long…”

“He would feed frozen chickens to an alligator that was kept in a makeshift tubin his backyard. He was keeping it until it reached six feet long so he could give it to the zoo. Houses were very close, with very small back yards. The tub was rickety and the top was fencing with a few cinder blocks.”

“Not the best neighbor I’ve had…”

“I had one sell meth, accidentally blow up his mobile lab, and pass out in his doorway. Not all in one day, mind you. Not the best neighbor I’ve had, but he minded his own business.”

“Then I see some figure running towards me…”

“Ok, woke up at 1am to someone banging on my front door. Banging continues for about 10 minutes. Downstairs neighbor appears and starts yelling something about ‘he stole my baby’ and then I see some dark figure running towards me (no porch lights.).I freak out, deadbolt my door and call cops as I’m hiding in my bathtub.Anyway, turns out it was the neighbor’s boyfriend and he did have her baby but wasn’t trying to steal it. They were having a fight.”

“My neighbor and my dad have a poop war going on.”

“My neighbor and my dad have a poop war going on.It started when the guy kept letting his dog poop in my dad’s yard. My dad takes tons of time caring for his grass and asked the guy not to.A few weeks later, dog poop is found in my dad’s mailbox. A day later, the neighbor’s car is covered in dog sh*t. My dad swears that it is the neighborhood kids.”

“He brought home a…”

“He brought home a black bear in a trailer cage and left it sitting in the driveway until the next day. Multiple times. He was a DNR officer, so it wasn’t weird, but is a bit startling to be growled at by a bear on the walk home from school.”

“My neighbor chain-sawed down…”

“My neighbor chain-sawed down all of the Aspen trees on his property and poisoned the stumps to kill the root system to stop the ‘weed trees’ from taking over his property. This poisoned a good chunk of the Aspens in the surrounding area, not on his property.”

“Turns out the tenant was a…”

“My mom, who worked in the criminal sector of the county courthouse, saw a familiar name on the case-file that came to her desk. Turns out her tenant was a prostitute and she was using the house as a brothel. The weirdest part was the house seemed totally clean.”

“My mom pulls up the blinds to find…”

“We lived next door to this old man who sat in his yard BLATANTLY staring at us with binoculars. He only did it when my parents weren’t home. One night we hear a noise outside and my mom pulls up the blinds to find herself eye to eye with this old man trying to look into our window.”

“He must have known what he was doing…”

“My neighbor, who hated us for no reason, owned a garage that was attached to our house. When he discovered we were trying to sell our house, he painted the garage neon pink, with neon green stripes. He must of known what he was doing, because he now owns 16 of 20 properties on the block.”

“They really didn’t care if anyone saw them.”

“The next door neighbors in my old neighborhood used to have all kinds of sexual escapades in their kitchen with blinds wide open, occasionally with the windows themselves open so you got some audio too. They really didn’t seem to care if anyone saw them.”

“We had some gang members live next to us.”

“We had some gang members live next to us. They were pimping out of the house, smoking, doing drugs outside, swearing and beating each other up regularly. But my sisters and I were young, like ages 5-12. My parents never said a thing to them and never called the cops.”

“When we first moved in…”

“When we first moved in he told my dad there were no trees on his property so he would be blowing any leaves that fell into his yard over our fence. This guy used his leaf blower 4-5 times a day. He would spend hours carefully blowing the snow off his chain link fence, while it was still snowing.”

“So I took her to court…”

“Had a neighbor who used to send her dog, a Rottweiler, after my cat. One day she did it to my dog, a black 13-year-old labrador, and he got bitten very badly in his ears. Rushed off to the vet and went to her with the bill, she absolutely refused to pay. So I took her to court and she had to pay the bill.”

“Then a German SWAT team arrives…”

“So I was chilling with a friend on his balcony when we see quite a few police officers rushing into the apartment complex on the other side of the street. Things get more hectic, all tenants have to leave the building and one guy gets arrested. Then a GSG 9 (the German SWAT) team arrives but then leaves. Appears that neighbor A was boring a hole to neighbor B’s apartment to fill it with gas.”

“We came home after a trip and our neighbor…”

“We came home after a trip and our neighbor had somehow wiggled his fat ass through the small window into our basement. He was lounging in in his underwear with a bottle of wine or two, reading our magazines sh*t faced drunk.”

“One time he got drunk and…”

“The guy who lives in a trailer park behind my house likes to get drunk, swear at his wife and kids and stomp around his property like an angry dog. Sometimes he strums electric guitar until 11pm. One time he got drunk and threw a TV out of his window.”