17 Universally Obnoxious Offenders That Everyone Has To Deal With

It always happens like this: your day is going swimmingly, the sun is out, and not a thing in the world can get you down. That's when THEY strike. The world's most annoying people doing the world's most annoying things, guaranteed to put you in a bad mood. No matter where you're from or where you're going, chances are you've come across some of these obnoxious offenders.

The “Bike Lane Shunner”

Seriously dude, there’s a special lane for you guys for a reason.

The “Left their $%@# in the cart…”

Sometimes this can be a good thing. For example, it’s totally cool when they leave a package of Pop-Tarts for you. A used diaper however, is not so cool.

The “Dirty Dish Dealer”

Do you want ants? Because THAT’S how you get ants.

The “Water Fountain Sucker”

Ew dude! This isn’t your house! Even if it WAS your house, this would still be disgusting.

The “Meat OR Potatoes”

It’s a known fact: Lay’s potato chips; strip steak. Right?

The “Impatient Intersection Blocker”

Somebody went to the trouble of meticulously designing the timing of the city’s stoplights to ensure maximum efficiency for traffic flow, and YOU had to go and screw it all up.

The “Parking Menace”

AKA the “You can’t believe you don’t actually get to sue them”. They’re parked close enough to prevent you from entering your vehicle, but not close enough to file an insurance claim against. Damn.

The “I’ll just leave my cart here”

It seems as good a place as any. They have people for that sort of thing anyway, right?

The “Aquatic Tab Payer”

There’s a special place in Hell reserved for these folks. Of course, a savvy server would simply flip the glass and coaster upside down and fish out the money, but it’s the PRINCIPLE of the matter!

The “Lazy High Roller”

Ugh, you were so close! However, you have been awarded zero points for effort. Please try again.

The “Dumpster Maker”

Let’s play “How Many Cockroaches Can Breed In Our Apartment Overnight?!” This is the method that provided the current high score so… good luck!

The “Two-Seat Tangler”

I’m sure theres just a clan of scientifically shrunken people living in that bag, so it’s all good. We would also make an exception for kittens, provided she lets us hold one.

The “Express Lane Stacker”

This guy never watched The Count on “Sesame Street” Twenty-four! AH-AH-AH! Twenty-four items are too many! AH-AH-AH!

Someone put a wet spoon back in the sugar bowl

Seriously, what the hell are you supposed to do with this?

The “Trashcan Topper”

Let’s give whoever did this the benefit of the doubt. Maybe the trash can was full when this happened. Maybe there was no bag at all. Most likely though, they were just lazy as F**k!