We all know that kids say the darnedest things — and, turns out, they spell the darnedest things as well. Take a look at some of these innocent phrases that took a turn for the worst once kids got ahold of them.
Thank You For The Shirt
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Maybe she really didn't like the shirt her mom got her?
I Am Going To Be In Virginia
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This kid is very confident in his dating skills.
My Elephant Likes To Eat Peanuts
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Get that elephant away from us!
I Like When She Does Math With Us
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Teachers sure have changed since we've been out of school.
Happy Birthday Kurt
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Let Kurt know how you really feel about him.
I Enjoy The Beach
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Who doesn't love a good biach?
If You Need Help With The Chores
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Billy already thinks motorcycles will get him places with the ladies, but we think he has the wrong idea.
Account
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This kid is like Oprah, he's just handing out, uh, lots of stuff, to everybody.
It Was Fun When You Rapped Eminem
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We can't wait to hear Eminem's song about this encounter.
I Learned To Ride A Bike From My Dad
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Someone needs to check in on how this father raises his kids.
I Need Pencils
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That teacher must be really lonely if she's resorting to getting dates from her students.
I Come In Peace
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We always thought there was something odd about Buzz Lightyear.
I Love Santa
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Santa won't be too pleased with that confession.
T Is For Tights
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Technically, this student did get the answer right.
I Love My Whole Family
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This might not have been a misspelling — we don't know anything about her family.
Horses
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All hores do have other hore friends; that's just common knowledge.
My Goat Is In A Pen
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This kid might have some issues growing up.
My Dad Is The Best Cook Ever
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It must be a coincidence that the hat looks suspiciously like a penis.