We all know that kids say the darnedest things — and, turns out, they spell the darnedest things as well. Take a look at some of these innocent phrases that took a turn for the worst once kids got ahold of them.
Thank You For The Shirt

Maybe she really didn't like the shirt her mom got her?
I Am Going To Be In Virginia

This kid is very confident in his dating skills.
My Elephant Likes To Eat Peanuts

Get that elephant away from us!
I Like When She Does Math With Us

Teachers sure have changed since we've been out of school.
Happy Birthday Kurt

Let Kurt know how you really feel about him.
I Enjoy The Beach

Who doesn't love a good biach?
If You Need Help With The Chores

Billy already thinks motorcycles will get him places with the ladies, but we think he has the wrong idea.
Account

This kid is like Oprah, he's just handing out, uh, lots of stuff, to everybody.
It Was Fun When You Rapped Eminem

We can't wait to hear Eminem's song about this encounter.
I Learned To Ride A Bike From My Dad

Someone needs to check in on how this father raises his kids.
I Need Pencils

That teacher must be really lonely if she's resorting to getting dates from her students.
I Come In Peace

We always thought there was something odd about Buzz Lightyear.
I Love Santa

Santa won't be too pleased with that confession.
T Is For Tights

Technically, this student did get the answer right.
I Love My Whole Family

This might not have been a misspelling — we don't know anything about her family.
Horses

All hores do have other hore friends; that's just common knowledge.
My Goat Is In A Pen

This kid might have some issues growing up.
My Dad Is The Best Cook Ever

It must be a coincidence that the hat looks suspiciously like a penis.