In a world where a bit of text can mean so much — Dad's have already found the perfect way to exploit it for their nefarious and other bad jokery purposes. Watch out, you sons and daughters of Dad; these 19 text exchanges will unseat even the strongest of you texting veterans. These Dad's won the war.
There Is No Dad. Only Moth.
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You Can Never Escape A Good Dad Joke
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How He Knew That, We’ll Never Know
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That’s Not Asking For Too Much
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We Feel Sorry For Any Boy Name Luke
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Donuts Over Everything
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It’s Always Nice To Check In With Your Father Before Illegal Activities
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Please Apply Ointment To The Burn Area
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Father Always Knows Best, Even About Rusty Forks
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He Should Be Able To Get You Out Of Any Jail Time
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Fake It ‘Til You Make It
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Dad Knows Who The Real Head Of The House Is
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The Odds Are Clearly In The Dads Favor
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Grades Were The Last Thing On This His Mind After That
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He Just Wants To Make Sure You Are Fed Properly
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Dad Will Always Get The Last Laugh
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Dub Step Dad Is Here To Party
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That’s Just Not Right
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Dad Knows How To Make Any Situation Better
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