19+ Reasons Why Cats Should Not Have Human Jobs

Have you ever wondered what would happen if cats had human jobs? Well for starters, the world would probably fall apart. On the other hand, those cats would also look adorable/hilarious on the job. Check out these photos of employed felines and see for yourself.

Plumber

“Ugh. Where’s the leak?”

Record Store Worker

“If you need help finding a particular album, I’ll be napping in this CD bin.”

Psychiatrist

“How does that make you feel (I really don’t care)?”

Soldier

“Army had a half day.”

Baker

“Every cake I create is designed in my image.”

Florist

“These tulips will cost you five mice.”

Lawyers

“A nap would be more beneficial than this meeting right now”

Drive-Thru Worker

“Sorry, McDonald’s closes at ‘all day’. You can try again never.”

Conspiracy Theorist

“ALIENS!”

Catstruction Worker

“It’s not even worth the effort to build this scratching post, no one’s going to use it anyway.”

Taxi Driver

“Taxi driving is fun because I get paid to use my people hating skills.”

DJ FELINE.

“My new album drops tomorrow. It’s called C@TN!P.”

Photographer

“I take photos of people doing weird stuff.”

Sailor

“ICEBERG, RIGHT AHEAD!”

Accountant

“We went over budget AGAIN. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE CATNIP.”

Pilot

“This is your captain speaking. Please keep you paws and tails inside the box for the duration of the flight. Thank you.”

Illegal Cativities

“I AM THE CAT WHO KNOCKS.”

Astronaut

“Space. The final frontier.”

Mechanic

“There’s your problem.”

Waiter At Pizza Hut

“Sorry, we’re out of pizza.”

Chef Fluffy

“Why aren’t you chopping the onions, Sharon? START. CHOPPING. ONIONS.”

Graduate Student

“I’ve mastered the art of sleeping in class.”

Aspiring Model

“My secret to looking this great is a diet of only tuna and napping for the majority of the day.”

The Science Cat

“I became a scientist to figure out the ideal length of time for naps. The answer is forever.”