All you want is a normal commute to and from work each day, yet these people are here to make sure that doesn’t happen. Check out some of the craziest people that you don’t want to see to start or end your day.
The Mayor Of Pimpville
Times are tough these days. Even pimps are forced to take public transportation in this economy.
The Mayo Enthusiast
This person literally can't wait to get home and enjoy sweet, straight mayo. We can only imagine how it sounds when she eats it off that utensil.
The Not So Subtle Lovers
They think they are slick with that blanket cover, but we know what's going on. Get a room you two.
The Camo Knit Man
Knitting is a great hobby. Just don't let it consume your life, like it did camo boy's.
The Lord Of The Bunnies
Even though this seems like a strange situation, we still kinda want to pet the bunnies. Does he share them?
The Subway Demon
This is the last thing you want to see on your nightly commute. Thanks for ruining any chance of sleeping tonight.
The Walking Tomato
Is it a walking fruit or walking vegetable? Whatever it is, it's not what we want to see.
The Whatever The Hell This Is
We aren't even sure what this thing is. We just know it's something that we would greatly appreciate if it stayed away.
The Half-Man Half-Fox
What does the fox say? It can say anything it wants, if it agrees to never ride the bus again.
The George Clinton/Flava Flav Wannabe
Unless he starts playing some funky music, he just needs to stop. Even Flava Flav would be disappointed in this.
The Makeup Artist
Sometimes you have to fix your makeup on the go. It's a normal thing. That is, until you start using a knife to fix it.
The Trash Bag Man
This man must really want to make sure his suit doesn't get wet. There's really no other explanation for wearing a garbage bag.
The Michael Jackson Cutout
Michael Jackson's death hurt us all, but it's time to let go. The King of Pop shouldn't have to be remembered like this.
The Super Creepy Couple
Hopefully, this is just a couple going to a Halloween party. If it's not, we are getting the hell out of there!
The Slender Man
This is all sorts of NOPE! But once you see him, it's too late!
The Fabled BigFoot
After leaving the Hendersons, Harry fell on some hard times. Now he's stuck working 9-5 like the rest of us, and it ain't a pretty sight.
The Chicken Family
We don't know about you, but this has us craving some KFC. Maybe they know where the freshest one is.
The Self-Lover
Just because you hid your face doesn't mean we can't see you. Explore your body somewhere else, please.
The Last Second Meal Prepper
We all work late. The woman just needs to learn to order out like everyone else.
The Juggalette
It's ok to express yourself and enjoy whatever you want. Still, there's just something creepy about people that paint their faces before using public transit.