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These Shaq Product Endorsements Are Better Than His Free Throw Percentage

By Johnny Barrow
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Shaquille O’Neal played for almost 20 seasons in the NBA. He currently is a tv personality/broadcaster for the NBA on TNT. Needless to say, Shaq has been raking in the money for many years. But what does Shaq love more than money? More money! If you want a celebrity endorsement, just send a check Shaq’s way. Don’t believe us? Just look at 21 random things he’s endorsed over the years.

Taco Bell

There aren't too many athletes that have endorsed fast food restaurants other than McDonald's. Taco Bell decided to jump on the big man's shoulders and run with it.

Buick

Shaq definitely has enough money to afford something more than a Buick. But if the company is paying you to drive the car, Shaq is on board.

Vitamin Water

Shaq dressed up like a jockey in this commercial for Vitamin Water. What better way to stand out than being a seven-foot tall jockey.

Power Balance

These little wristbands are supposed to help balance your body. Shaq shooting free throws may not have been the best testimony for them though.

Mr. Big Candy Bar

Having a candy bar named after you was a big deal back in the day. The only question we have is: what are the ingredients of "Shaq Stuff?"

Oreo

We're assuming Shaq partnered with Oreo to make a centuple-stuffed cookie — That's the only thing that could satisfy his sweet tooth.

iGo Headphones

Shaq might not be specifically endorsing headphones for iGo by wearing them, but it looks like he's just as happy wearing their blue polos.

Monster Speakers

Since Shaq is such a big person, you'd probably think everything he owns is big. That's not the case with this portable speaker. This thing looks like a Tic Tac in his hands.

Soda Shaq

Drinking a cream soda is ok. Drinking a cream soda with Shaq's face on it? Exactly what we wanted.

MyVegas Mobile App

If Shaq doesn't come to mind when you think of Las Vegas yet, just wait. Shaq teamed up with the MyVegas mobile game app to create his own version of blackjack, "SHAQJack."

Soup Man

The "Soup Nazi" from Seinfeld started this company. How Shaq is involved is beyond us.

Glucose Sticks

He looks so happy pushing these odd Pixie Stix of glucose—  He's probably smiling at the check that's going in to his account.

Shaq Fu Video Game

When you hear that Shaq has a video game, your first thought must be a basketball game, right? Nope! Shaq had his own Mortal Kombat-esque video game.

Toy-R-Us

Shaq has always said he is just a big kid at heart. So when Toys-R-Us came calling, he was quick to pick up the phone — and paycheck!

Fruity Pebbles

Athletes can't eat healthy all the time. Of course Shaq downs a bowl of Fruity Pebbles after a big game.

Gold Bond

Lotion helps keep Shaq's skin super smooth. Maybe if he didn't put so much on before games, he might have made a few more free throws.

Icy Hot

Playing 19 seasons in the NBA takes a toll on your body. It's only right that Shaq endorses the Icy Hot patch.

Dove

With endorsements by Gold Bond and Dove, Shaq better have some of the softest skin on the planet. Not that we are wanting to find out anytime soon, though.

Zales

What says "I love you" better than jewelry? Jewelry with Shaq's name on it, that's what.

Drone Watches

Forget Rolex and Tag Heuer. Shaq went with Drone to help produce his own line of signature watches.

Li Ning Sneakers

Every pro athlete needs their own shoe line. Shaq went overseas to join forces with Li Ning to create these affordable sneakers.

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