Watch out, because KARMA is REAL and it will haunt you forever...
Satan’s Revenge!
“Last year, my Grandma was all excited, because my uncle and his wife were having a new kid. She was excited about the new baby, to the point of ignoring her other grandchildren, namely me as I was the oldest. She is also deeply religious. Being the jealous teenager I am, I decided to get some revenge for this obvious ‘mistreatment’. I went into her phone (iPhone), to where you can make shortcuts for words. I changed my uncle’s name to ‘Lucifer’, my aunt’s name to ‘Satan’s Handmaiden’, baby to ‘Devil child’, girl to ‘Hellspawn’, baby shower to ‘satanic ritual’, etc. Then I employed my mother to send her a text asking about the baby shower, and watched my grandmother proceed to flip the f–k out. She thought her phone was cursed and literally got out her holy water and rosary and started praying”(Source).
Petty Toast
“I once was in a crowded campus bar, packed pretty tight so it’s difficult to move around. Some a–hole made a huge deal of plowing through everyone, including knocking my girlfriend, at the time, to the ground. Then he took a place at the bar just across the aisle from us. I took my fresh 32 oz beer and poured the entirety of it, down the back of his neck. He turned seething, and I calmly walked back across the aisle to where my friends were while he got the bar staff. The owner came over and spoke to me while this guy had the biggest s–t eating grin on his face. I knew the owner from working at another bar and she gave me s–t about it, but let me stay and told me to keep it cool. So, I pour myself another beer and toast him, and he spends the next hour soaked in beer and shooting s—-y glances at me”(Source).
Sorry, Sucker!
“So I used to work with this guy about 10 years ago. We were not good friends, but we got along ok. We both move on and a couple of years later I’m looking for work. I message him for information on the job advertised at his company. No reply. Fast forward 8 years later and I meet him at a Christmas party, and he asks me for advice on how to land a role where I work. I brought up the ignored message from 8 years ago and told him I wouldn’t help him. So petty, but so glorious”(Source).
Snagged And Sped
“It was my last day at a job I had been at for about two years. They moved me around a lot to cross train me. One of those times I had a d–k supervisor that did everything he could to make me look bad to his boss, while it made him look like a golden child. On my way to my car he was on the sidewalk chatting with someone while twirling his keys. I snatched those keys and threw them into the sewer drain. Got in my car and never saw him again”(Source).
History-Erased
“I had a friend who was a general piece of s–t, and I finally got sick of his s–t and dropped him. But since I had a bit of a grudge, I decided I needed to get in the last word, so to speak. So I went to Google and tried to login with his email account to get to his security question. His security question was just something he said all the time, to his cat. So I put in the obvious answer (his cat’s name), then deleted his Google account”(Source).
E-Harmony Bust
“My dad’s long-term girlfriend was cheating on him. I caught her on e-Harmony one day, after coming home from school early. I didn’t say anything, because my dad was whipped, and the b—h he was with could talk her way out of anything. I snuck out of the room before she had seen me. That night I asked my older sister to help me set up my own e-harmony account (I was only 13 at the time). I posed as an attractive business man and eventually found her profile. We flirted back and forth for a while and eventually set up a date at a local restaurant. I took pictures of the conversation and showed my dad. He met her there”(Source).
Shoe Snatcher
“We were sitting by a pool once, and a woman stood over my wife, and started spraying sunscreen all over herself… and my wife. We asked her nicely to please move and she ignored us and kept spraying. When we left, I took one of her flip flops with me”(Source).
Shots! Shots! Shots!
“In college, there was my roommate’s friend, who would always kill my bottles of liquor without even asking. One night the boys and I slam down a fifth of vodka, and proceed to fill it with water. I texted my roommate’s friend, that I have this extra bottle of vodka that I don’t want because of a nasty hangover. She happily comes over, gets the bottle, and then Snapchats me later in the night of her and a handful of her sorority sister’s taking shots of the water (lol). It was a successful experiment for testing the placebo effect with a healthy dose of petty revenge”(Source)
Leaving Off A Letter
“On every email I send, I attach: my name, company, position, etc. ALL the time people will respond: ‘Thank you Sara’…but my name is actually spelled ‘Sarah’ …with the ‘H’. I have started to reply to them leaving off a letter of their name. ‘No problem Rene’ “Have a good day Jon’. They probably think I am an idiot, but it is worth it to me”(Source).
Cheater Central
“My Ex cheated with a married man. He now lives with her. He is a POS… but anyway, I still have login for her DVR. I logged in, erased all her shows, then recorded only the show ‘Cheaters’. Petty, but it makes me laugh”(Source).
Glitter Party
“I put glitter in my friend’s laundry in university. He had pranked me the week before, and a week later was doing all his laundry at once. I went and got some glitter from the craft store, and put half a vial into each of his loads of laundry. He was fabulous for months afterwards”(Source).
Passive-Aggressive Post-It Notes
“I had a housemate that was a pain. She moved things to random places, left a mess, and was incapable of being an adult basically. One weekend she was away, and had left a bunch of mess (including shoving stuff in the cupboard in a way that made it fall out and broke my favorite mug). So I got out the STICKY NOTES. I basically plastered the apartment with things like ‘flush the toilet’ and ‘do not remove lighter from this drawer’ etc. She didn’t say anything about it or remove them for months! …Until she asked me if she could take them down since she had a friend coming over. I did let her for some reason”(Source).
Goodbye Playlist
“My, then, boyfriend had a Spotify playlist that I really liked. When you follow your friends on Spotify, they can see what you’re listening to. When we broke up, I created the playlist over and made the title ‘F–k You’ and kept it on for DAYS! Byeeee”(Source).
Pizza Guy
“I used to deliver pizzas. One stormy night, when the roads were close to flooding and visibility was at a minimum, I felt it prudent to take my time with one particular delivery. When I finally arrived at my customer’s house, he was pissed that I was late and didn’t want the pizza. Understandable, but after having been explained the conditions that he seemed to be blind to when he opened the door, he was still as big an asshole as when he first answered. After rejecting my suggestion to warm it up in the oven, he shoved the pizza back at me and slams the door. My turn to be pissed off. I did the first thing that came to mind. As I walked back to my car, I tore up a bunch of pretty flowers from the jerk’s wife’s flower bed. Unfortunately, I got busted because his wife was watching through the blinds. Fortunately, my boss had my back. I learned my lesson that night: Don’t get immediate revenge! You just go back at 2 am and plug the tires on their car”(Source).
Non-Stop Calls
“A guy at work pissed me off. I placed this Craigslist ad with: his phone number, information about 2 free goats, and included ‘Hablas espanol’. He spent the rest of the day getting calls every 15 minutes or so”(Source).
Background Hackers
“We had one guy who we all hated in our dorm hall in college. He was always on his computer, so one day when he was out, we decided to take a screenshot of his desktop. Then set that as the background and moved all of the icons off the desktop and moved his start menu. His computer desktop looked exactly like it did before he left, but nothing he clicked on did anything. Took him a few days of complaining his computer was broken when he was talking about ordering a new one before we caved and fixed it for him”(Source).
Jigsaw Snatcher
“I had a horribly annoying roommate in college. She would b—h if anything was ever left in common areas…except she could leave huge jigsaw puzzles out all over the place and then b—h if she ever felt they were disturbed. I moved out first and on my way out, I took 5 puzzle pieces and shaved them with a nail file. The other roommates informed me that she just about imploded when she couldn’t finish the puzzle. 24 years later and I still treasure that memory”(Source).
Justin Bieber!
“There was a guy in my office, who was highly suspected of eating from people’s lunches. One day my sandwich was gone…it was a prime rib sandwich with whole grain mustard; I had a good idea it was him, so I checked out his cubicle. Sure enough in the garbage can was some plastic wrap with just a few grains of mustard and the tiniest piece of roast beef. CAUGHT! So there was a Justin Bieber concert in our city a few days away, and another one fairly close by a few nights later. I flew into action: I took out multiple ads from my phone in several cities on Kijiji, Craigslist and several other sites saying I had two tickets to give away at cost. I put in his company email address and work number as the contact info, and said to call in and ask for ‘Scotty Too Hotty’ with your best Justin Bieber fan story to get the tickets. Almost immediately the company phones started lighting up with teenage girls, or their mothers and fathers, calling in for “Scotty Too Hotty”. We must have had like 100 calls in the first hour alone. I could hear him telling people, ‘I don’t have ANY tickets to ANY show’ and he was absolutely freaking out on every caller. Soon the manager called him into his office because of all the calls…everyone in the company of 35 people knew about them. He came out of the manager’s office and said to everyone, ‘Whoever is playing this joke on me, PLEASE make it stop’. I knew if I did anything, people would know it was me, so I let it continue. The calls and emails kept coming in all day until I deleted the ads from my phone on the way home. The lesson here is: Never f–k with a man’s sandwich”(Source).
They Got Burnt
“I used to turn the toaster to its highest setting every night before I went to bed. My flatmates would burn their toast every morning. They never worked it out. Bless there simple minds. Clean up after yourselves team”(Source).
Family Karma
“My sister-in-law broke my phone charger and wasn’t very apologetic about it. Normally it wouldn’t be a big deal, but it was the first time she used it, and knowing she wasn’t raised very well, I couldn’t fathom that she didn’t break it on purpose. So, I stabbed her new $800 phone in its mini-usb hole. They couldn’t figure out why it stopped charging the next day. Tech support never suspected that I F—ING SHIVVED HER PHONE. Thanks for letting me get that off my chest. RAISE YOUR KIDS RIGHT”(Source)
Status Savage
“In high school my boyfriend cheated on me… he was a ‘tough guy’. We shared Facebook passwords, so I logged into his and made his status lyrics from Avril Lavigne’s Complicated: ‘Chill out, what ya yellin for’? ‘Lay back, it’s all been done before’ and so on”(Source)
Time Is The Best Revenge
“I dated an abusive, cheating a–hole all through college. All he ever talked about was being rich and he was a judgmental douche. He ended up breaking up with me, when he graduated, on the day my mother was having surgery to remove her cancer. A few years later he actually married one of my friends which caused a lot of hurt feelings. Fast forward a few years later, and I married an amazing man who is kind, ambitious, smarter, better looking and financially very well-off. We have two beautiful sons, a nice home and no debt. Meanwhile, my wealth-obsessed douchebag ex and his b—h wife are deeply in debt and begging for money on GoFundMe, because of their many failed fertility treatments. Now, I have a lot of sympathy for people who struggle with infertility and all of the costs associated with it, but in this case I think it’s well-deserved and I guess that’s pretty petty of me. The best revenge is living well”(Source).