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23 Delivery Drivers That Said “Screw It” To Your Package

By Johnny Barrow
Shutterstock / Brian A Jackson

The holidays are a very busy time for delivery drivers. They are in such a rush to get everything out, and they sometimes get overloaded. Still, there are no excuses for these fails. Check out some of the worst deliveries that will make you buy everything in stores from now on.

The Sidewalk Is The Perfect Place

No need to place it on the other side of the fence. The sidewalk is the safest place anyway.

How Did It Get Up There?

What was this person thinking? "I'll just throw it on the roof. That's where they would want it." The note is a nice touch.

Just Pile Them All Up On The Curb

The curb is the best spot for multiple packages. Not only are they safe there — it also lets people know the owner isn't home. 

Under The Mat Is A Great Hiding Spot

Under the mat only works for paper mail and very small packages. These boxes are neither of those two options.

Those Plants Didn’t Deserve That

Sure, just crush the plants while you're there. Sow the seeds of our wrath while you're at it.

How Lazy Can You Get?

The path to the stairs is paved and ready to go. You better leave it at the end though, that's what they would want.

No One Will Ever Look There

Lawn chairs are very inconspicuous. No one would ever suspect they are hiding a package.

Every Freaking Time

Delivery drivers must be very anti-social people. They very lightly knock and then run off. The UPS driver is the master of ding-dong ditch.

That Looks Normal

Nothing to see here. Just a kid and his sewing machine. Don't look in the background and see the truck crashed off the road.

Just Crush It, It’ll Be Fine

Don't let that one package stop you from getting all the others in the truck. It probably wasn't important anyways.

Handle With Care

This is one of the perks of having a home security system. The package wasn't damaged during transit, it was damaged at the point of delivery!

Well, He Did Leave

If your doormat says "leave," don't expect great service. This one is on you, homeowner.

You Shall Not Pass

Gandalf must have ordered a brand new staff. Good thing the delivery driver tried to block his entry.

Those Rocks Will Deter Thieves

It's just like hiding a key under a rock. There's no way anyone will ever take those packages.

Directions Are Optional

Apparently, directions don't mean anything. Bend that envelope as much as you want, as long as it gets delivered.

Close Enough

Too many people leave packages on the doorstep. Leaving it hanging out of the mailbox is the new delivery trend.

If It Fits…

Just jam that package in the tiny mailbox. Getting it out isn't their problem.

Just A Quick Cat Nap

Mailmen like to join in on the fun, too. He'll get to enjoy napping whenever he likes, once his boss fires him.

Lighten The Load

So that's how all our packages get lost. They aren't shipped to the wrong place — the driver just always forgets to shut the GIANT hatch.

It’s Not Just UPS

Doors aren't that important. No need to secure the rest of the packages on your trip.

That Gnome Didn’t Do Anything Wrong!

It wasn't enough to just leave the package without knocking, the driver had to break the poor gnome too. What kind of sick person does such a thing?

You Forgot Something

Bad news for the delivery driver, but good news for anyone brave enough to try and grab the package. Would you try to grab it?

Well That’s Just Rude

Ladies and gentlemen, this is who leaves without knocking. Thanks for all the missed deliveries!

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