Most countries try to "appeal" to English-speaking travelers by having translations on their signs — but we know their real intentions. Or, at least, the intentions of the official translator, who likes the taste of human flesh. We suggest you run if you see any of these signs in real life. Or else you may go missing. Forever.
We’ll Just Wait Until He’s Finished
Cannibalism Never Took A More Horrible Form.
Look Down. Your Foot Might Already Be Gone.
Always Start With A Compliment
Poo Does Make For A Great Garden. Of Corpses.
Fall With Grace, Won’t You Please?
Recycle. Or Else.
Urinating In The Pool? You Just Triggered His Trap.
Ooh, Cryptic. Threw You Off Just Long Enough For Him To Get You.
Take Your Baby With You. Far Away.
Includes Fresh Body.
It Makes His Job Easier.
There Are No Words.
Is It True What The Sign Says? Pull The Pin And Find Out.
Whatever You Do, Don’t Drink That.
Whatever Is The Special Today. Then You’re His Special After It Kicks In.
It Costs A Lot To Make Poison.
She’ll Take You Out To A Certain Restaurant When You’re Unfaithful.
This Guy Is Trying To Go Cold Turkey Instead Of Cold Body
Get Off Whatever Method Of Transportation You’re On. That’s Not Water.
At Least He Was Honest.