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Bosses Share The Absurd Thing An Employee Did To Get Fired On The Spot

By Zach Brown
July 14, 2023
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Bosses hold a front-row seat to a variety of behaviors in the workplace, some of which leave them speechless.

In this collection of stories, we dive into the absurd and jaw-dropping actions that led to employees getting fired on the spot.

From bizarre antics to outrageous decisions, these accounts shared by bosses provide a glimpse into the strange and unforgettable moments that led to immediate terminations.

All content has been edited for clarity.

She Must Have Been Pretty Fed Up

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“In the sprawling grounds of the hospital, nestled amidst the hustle and bustle, there was a serene oasis known as the dog park. This little haven allowed hospital staff and visitors to unwind and spend quality time with their furry companions. The dog park provided a unique space where four-legged friends could frolic freely, even permitting the occasional nature’s call as long as the responsible pet owners promptly cleaned up after their companions.

However, a peculiar mystery began to unfold as the dog park became plagued with an abundance of unusually large piles of unattended dog droppings. Despite the presence of posters reminding people to pick up after their pets, the mess persisted. Determined to solve the puzzle and restore cleanliness to the cherished spot, the hospital staff took matters into their own hands.

Bigger and bolder ‘pick up your poop’ signs were plastered across the area, serving as a visible reminder of the unspoken rules of dog ownership. Furthermore, a discreet surveillance camera was installed to shed light on the situation. What they discovered was far from expected.

The footage revealed a shadowy figure sneaking into the dog park under the cover of darkness, and to everyone’s astonishment, it was a night shift nurse from within the hospital’s ranks. This clandestine individual had been surreptitiously utilizing the dog park as their personal restroom during their nocturnal escapades.

The revelation sent shockwaves throughout the hospital community, sparking disbelief and outrage among staff members. The administration swiftly took action, realizing the severity of the situation. The nurse, once trusted with the well-being of patients, was promptly dismissed from their position, bringing an end to their audacious and unsanitary act.”

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The Chair Had To Be Incredible

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“I was working at this big corporate gig, just minding my own business, when suddenly, bam! I got fired out of nowhere. It happens, right? But here’s the kicker—I had this amazing office chair that I absolutely loved. It was plush, stylish, and made me feel like a boss.

Now, fast forward to after my termination. I realized I left my precious chair behind in the office. So, I reached out to HR to get it back. They said they would retrieve it for me since I proved it was my personal chair, not company property. Easy peasy, right?

But guess what? When HR went to grab my chair a week later, it was gone! Vanished into thin air. Talk about a plot twist. Everyone was scratching their heads, wondering where the heck my chair went.

HR didn’t give up, though. They launched a full-on investigation. And guess where it led them? To a manager in a different department who had a suspiciously similar chair. Can you believe it? They were sitting on MY throne!

When confronted, this manager tried to play it cool, claiming the chair was theirs. But here’s the twist: HR had all the evidence they needed to expose the truth. That chair rightfully belonged to me, and the manager was caught red-handed in their web of lies.

The fallout was epic. The manager got the boot—fired on the spot. They thought they could deceive everyone, but justice prevailed. And as for me, well, I learned some valuable lessons about integrity and the crazy surprises that can happen in the corporate world.”

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She Should Have Been Given A Raise

State Savings Bank, Melbourne, 1984
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“I worked as a teller at a large bank during my time in school. Our branch was located in a less-than-desirable area of town, so we had thick bulletproof glass separating us from the customers. One day, a man approached my coworker’s window and slid a note through the tray, claiming he had a g*n and demanding the money in the drawer.

Unfazed by the situation, my friend glanced at the note, let out a laugh, crumpled it up, and nonchalantly tossed it in the trash. Without missing a beat, she continued processing a transaction for a customer at the drive-through window. The would-be robber was left utterly bewildered by her response. He stood there for another 20-30 seconds, unsure of how to react, before eventually giving up and leaving.

Unaware of the attempted robbery, I approached my coworker after the man had left and innocently asked what he wanted. That’s when she casually dropped the bombshell: ‘Oh, he just tried to rob us.’ Chaos ensued at the branch as the seriousness of the situation sunk in. Clearly, my coworker’s handling of the robbery was far from the prescribed protocol. A thorough investigation was conducted, and as a result, she was ultimately terminated from her position.”

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Most Sane Call Center Employee

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“As a supervisor in a call center, I had my fair share of unusual encounters, but nothing prepared me for the day I stumbled upon a bizarre scene. After a brief trip to the bathroom, I turned the corner and was taken aback by the sight of one of the phone agents sitting in his cubicle. To my astonishment, he had taken the laces out of one of his shoes and set it ablaze, seemingly mesmerized by the flickering flames.

Caught off guard, I mustered my composure and addressed the situation with a mix of disbelief and concern. ‘This might sound like a joke, considering what’s going on here… but you’re fired,’ I stated, hoping he would understand the gravity of his actions. Instead of showing remorse or surprise, he let out a laugh, as if my words held no weight.

Realizing that a stern approach was necessary, I reiterated my decision, this time with an unwavering tone. ‘I’m serious. Get out,’ I firmly declared, leaving no room for negotiation or further discussion.

Unbeknownst to me, the employee chose to take his grievance to the Human Resources department, possibly hoping for a sympathetic ear. However, when he shared the details of the incident, it became apparent to HR that his actions were far from acceptable. Without hesitation, they swiftly walked him out of the building, reinforcing the seriousness of the situation and validating my decision to terminate his employment.”

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