Somethings just never get old — just like these 29 funny text messages!
That’s A Valid Question

Sometimes eels just want to have fun.
Not The Response We Expected

Although, who doesn't love lasagna?
Spicy

What's not to love?
He’s The Man

Best. Selfie. Ever.
Nike Would Approve

Just do it — whatever it is.
Savage

How do these people even?
Dogs Are Better Than Words

You can never have to many dog pictures.
That’s An Evil Plan

Hope she marries a guy named Tom, who's name is short for Tomato.
Kermit Knows When You Are Sleeping

Someone is always watching.
Those Are Some Great Qualifications

We'd hire this person on the spot.
We’ll Always Think You’re Cool

But really though, why isn't there an emoji for that?
Don’t Tell Them How To Live Their Life

We'd sleep all day if we could.
What Kind Of Snake Are You Talking About?

You can't sext with a live snake in your tent. That's just common knowledge.
Too Bad

If you refuse a picture of a dog, you aren't a true friend.
Epic Fail

It's always best to use your words.
He Found His Long Lost Twin Sister

No way that's photoshop.
Luke Is Drunk

Drunk questions are the best.
Nailed It

Now that's how you compliment someone.
But The Dream Felt So Real

We've all had those moments before.
Nothings Off Topic At Parties

All these random drunk people need to know about the twin you absorbed.
Pug Pictures Are Great Anytime Of The Year

Who cares what month it is, that dog is adorable.
Ouch, Roasted Yourself

Monica better come over to watch "Friends" with her.
Any Help Would Be Great

We need some cheese recommendations as well.
You Said “Surprise Me”

We'd actually be happy receiving this picture.
C’mon Britney

Always think before you respond.
Emojis Are Amazing

Be honest — you only update your phone for the newest emojis.
Classic Mom Text

How does she not know where to buy chicken at?
The Perfect Excuse

Birthdays are always a special occasion.
Wait For It

Anything good is worth waiting for, and this didn't disappoint.