In the realm of Human Resources, professionals often find themselves at the intersection of employees’ daily challenges and workplace policies. While dealing with legitimate concerns is a crucial part of the job, there are moments when HR employees come across office complaints that border on the absurd and leave them shaking their heads in disbelief. From employees blaming their tardiness on celestial beauty to workplace love triangles, these laughable office complaints never fail to provide a dose of humor amidst the daily grind. All content has been edited for clarity.
Animal Control Antics

“One time, I had several employees come in to report a hurt goose in the parking lot. I found myself unexpectedly caught in the middle of their concern. As an HR representative, my job was to handle human-related matters, but sometimes fate threw me a curveball.
I suggested they call animal control, hoping to redirect their worries to the appropriate channels. However, their immediate reaction surprised me. Their brows furrowed, and their voices dripped with annoyance as they lashed out at me. They couldn’t fathom why I wasn’t leaping from my seat and racing outside to the aid of the distressed bird.
Fighting the urge to defend myself, I took a deep breath and decided to take a step back. I understood their frustration. After all, it wasn’t every day a goose found itself injured in the middle of our corporate world. Yet, I couldn’t help but wonder how they expected me, an HR representative, to trap and provide medical care to a wild animal.
However, compassion tugged at my heartstrings. The image of a helpless creature in pain wouldn’t fade from my mind. Despite knowing it wasn’t my responsibility, a wave of determination washed over me.
‘I’ll handle it,’ I finally declared, silencing their complaints.
I grabbed my phone and swiftly dialed the number for animal control, hoping they could respond quickly. Meanwhile, I scoured the office for a makeshift box, envisioning it as the temporary haven for our feathered visitor.
Minutes later, animal control assured me they would send a team to assist. With a sense of relief, I gathered my makeshift goose sanctuary and headed outside, the concerned employees following close behind. Together, we approached the injured goose, its presence serving as a reminder of how empathy extends beyond the boundaries of our job descriptions.
As we waited for the experts to arrive, I found solace in the unity we had unintentionally formed. We exchanged stories, and laughter, and even shed a few tears, connecting in a way only a shared act of compassion could facilitate.
When the animal control team arrived, they carefully cradled the injured goose and assured us it would receive the care it needed. As we watched them retreat, I couldn’t help but feel a sense of accomplishment.
That day, the parking lot became more than just a mundane backdrop for our daily routines. It became a place where humanity prevailed, reminding us that sometimes, even in the unlikeliest of circumstances, our collective empathy truly defined us. I found my short-lived day as an animal control assistant hilarious. I never expected to receive such a strange employee complaint, but I was glad I answered it.”
The Lunchtime Love Triangle

“The break room at my office has seen its fair share of lunchtime gossip and office shenanigans, but nothing could prepare me for the juicy saga that unfolded before my very eyes. I entered the room, innocently searching for a snack, only to stumble upon a gathering near the coffee machine.
Amidst a flurry of giggles and raised eyebrows, I discovered the source of the commotion. ‘Sarah,’ a vivacious colleague with an insatiable appetite for drama, was proudly displaying the dating profile of a seemingly perfect man she had been chatting with online. Little did she know, her knight in shining armor happened to be the husband of ‘Lisa,’ one of the captivated onlookers.
The room was consumed by a collective gasp of disbelief as if a reality TV show had suddenly materialized within our beige-walled haven of cubicles. The awkwardness that enveloped the break room could have rivaled a family reunion with estranged relatives.
Just as chaos reigned supreme, our supervisor, ‘Mr. Thompson,’ burst through the door, his face flushed with anxiety. His eyes darted around the room, desperately seeking guidance and rescue from the unfolding romantic calamity. And who better to handle the madness than yours truly, HR manager and master of wit and sarcasm?
With a smirk curling at the corners of my lips, I gave Mr. Thompson a sympathetic pat on the shoulder and said, ‘Oh, Mr. Thompson, you’ve come to the right person,’ I declared, feigning a serious tone while suppressing a snicker. ‘This is an emergency of the heart, my friend.’
His face contorted with a mixture of confusion and frustration as he replied, ‘But what can we do about it?’
I leaned in, my voice dripping with mock sincerity as I explained, ‘Mr. Thompson, let me enlighten you. Affairs of the heart are far beyond the jurisdiction of our staplers and spreadsheets.’
His panic shifted into exasperation, and he shot me a disapproving glare. He wasn’t amused by my comedic intervention.
‘I need practical solutions, not your stand-up routine!’ he hurriedly replied.
With a dramatic flourish, I raised my hands in surrender and said, ‘Alright, alright, Mr. Serious. Here’s what we’ll do: encourage a little less talk, and a little more lunch. Let’s keep personal business outside the workplace, shall we?’
Though Mr. Thompson grumbled, he reluctantly accepted my advice. As he retreated to confront the tangled love triangle, I couldn’t help but chuckle at the absurdity of it all. Who knew finding love online could turn an ordinary office into a melodramatic soap opera?
As the break room buzzed with laughter and gossip once again, I marveled at the absurdity of office life. From deadlines to dating dramas, it seemed like our cubicles held more secrets than a government conspiracy. As an HR manager, I have truly heard it ALL.”
“It Wasn’t The First Time The Employee Lied”

“Recently, I got a new job. I was thrilled to embark on a fresh chapter of my professional career as an HR manager. Eager to make a positive impact, I delved into my responsibilities, striving to ensure a smooth transition for all employees. However, little did I know an interesting encounter awaited me, ready to test my discernment and decision-making skills.
One afternoon, an employee approached me with a solemn expression etched upon his face.
He explained, ‘My title and pay are incorrect in the company’s records. I was promoted six months ago, but the information has not been updated in the system. Can you fix it?’
According to him, his promotion had somehow gone unnoticed, and the necessary paperwork had mysteriously vanished from his file.
My curiosity was piqued. So, I embarked on a mission to unravel the truth. I meticulously examined the employee’s personnel file, scouring through the documents with precision. To my surprise, there was no trace of the alleged promotion. The employee’s claims seemed dubious, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt.
Determined to figure out the truth, I engaged in thorough discussions with the entire leadership team. I probed into their knowledge of the situation, ensuring I had a complete understanding of the employee’s history. Each member of the team provided consistent and unwavering accounts—there had been no promotion for the employee in question.
As the truth unraveled, it became apparent this wasn’t the first time the employee lied to an HR manager. His dishonesty had preceded my arrival, and he thought he could deceive the new HR manager. However, I saw right through his lies.
Armed with the knowledge of his previous attempts, I confronted the employee with the evidence gathered. I emphasized the importance of integrity within the workplace, highlighting the detrimental effects such actions could have on the employee’s reputation and career progression. Overwhelmed by the weight of the evidence against him, he finally confessed his deceit.
‘I’m sorry!’ the employee cried, ‘But I DESERVE a pay raise! I don’t understand why I haven’t gotten one! Please don’t fire me!’
Although I was disheartened by the employee’s actions, I saw this experience as an opportunity for growth. From this moment forward, I vowed to maintain a keen eye for discrepancies and to foster an environment built on transparency.
As for the employee, he knew better than to lie to his managers again. Just because I was new in the workplace didn’t mean I was stupid. I’m glad I caught on quickly.”
“I Had To Hold Myself Back From Bursting Out In Laughter”

“Ah, the wonders of employee excuses.
I worked in HR. One time, I had a team member attempt to evade an attendance write-up.
During the write-up report meeting I had with the employee, she claimed, ‘You know, I was just SO mesmerized by the beauty of nature outside today. God’s creation is incredible, right? When I was driving to work, I just missed the exit because I was in total awe.’’
I had to hold myself back from bursting out in laughter. At least she was somewhat honest. However, I couldn’t believe she MISSED the highway exit. As much as I wanted to reward her poetic view of the world, I had to remind her about how being punctual is also a part of God’s grand plan.
Needless to say, it became one of my favorite stories to share during office happy hours. I still laugh about it to this day.”