Sometimes, your deepest thoughts and dreams...and nightmares come out through text.
School Work

What could "hw" be code for?
Past Relationships

We all miss Oreo cereal. R.I.P
Scientific Thoughts

We aren't high enough to handle this question right now.
Commitments

Don't worry. We never show up on time either.
Texting Older Relatives

At least she spelled Massachusetts correct — that's hard to spell!
Replying To Texts

And you thought waiting ten minutes for a text back was a long time.
Trying To Make Plans

Cancelling plans is the best feeling in the world.
Cheese

Who doesn't fckn love cheese?
Beefs

Grandma comes out throwing haymakers!
Adult Life

If buying vegetables is sophisticated, then we've got a lot to learn.
Saturday Nights

Friends don't let friends watch "Friends" alone.
Important Questions

Great. Now we will be thinking about this all day.
Keeping It Together

No Netflix, but there is "chill" in prison, and that's something you want no part of.
Late-Night Texts

But our curiosity peaks during the night time.
Sleeping

Pretty much describes how we spend our weekends.
Budgeting

Maybe if it cost $8, then we'd be down.
Hunger Pains

Trust us, it's harder than it seems.
Texting Your BFF

Can we be friends with this person?
Making Decisions

That's what happens when you take forever to text back.
Grieving

And that's when Brittney realized the horrible mistake she'd just made.
Flirting

This guy is smoother than smooth.