Have you ever wondered what happens behind the tinted windows of a limo? Turns out, it's just wealthy people being ridiculous. Who knew?
A Pricey Affair
"I have a client that comes in once a year for a convention. This last year i drove him around 3 days. The last day he took me and 10 of his employees out to a strip club. After 4 hours of getting lapdances and drinking expensive champagne he ended up with a $40000 tab. I know my part alone was about $2400." –Reddit
At Least He Asked
A Total Fiasco
"Lupe Fiasco, total dickhead. Went to shake his hand and he just stared at my hand giving me the I ain't shaking that s*** look. Tried making small talk with him and he was not having it." –Reddit
Get To The Limo!
"Arnold Schwarzenegger was in Hannover/Germany to visit the CeBIT fair. While on the way to the fairground, he noticed that he was out of cigars. So he told the whole motorcade (about 15 cars, including police and motorcycles) to stop by some tobacco store. The leading car was a bit confused with the order which lead the pack into the central pedestrian area. So we there were about 15 cars, lights flashing, standing in front of a tobacco store in the middle of downtown with hundreds of people watching while the Terminator was getting some cigars." –Reddit
Not Your Lost And Found
"I make an honest effort to return items, if they call for it or if I can find any identifying info in the item I try to get it back to them. Unclaimed items I have kept: 3 iPod touch's, 1 80gb iPod classic, a cannon digital camera, hundreds of dollars in cash, new RayBans sunglasses still in case, a gold wedding band, knives, jackets, etc… Also I have found and promptly destroyed weed, cocaine and meth. Got lots of unopened top shelf booze left in the limo too." –Reddit
Above The Law
"This happened after the Abu Dhabi Formula 1 Grand Prix: A sheikh (my dedicated guest) entered my 6-seater Mercedes Viano with a total of 14 smoking hot models, mostly wearing bikinis. There was no reason to be scared of the police because he sort of "owns half of the country". So they were having a big party in my car while we were driving through the city – windows down and Arabian music blasting." –Reddit
Dirty Money
"My dad drove some big wigs around the city all night and finally dropped them on the tarmac getting into their private plane. The guy opens one of those metal brief cases and pulls out a kilo of coke. He asks my dad how much. My dad refuses and says he can't accept that. Dude then throws a wad of bills at my dad without counting and gets on the plane. Made about a $1,500-$2,000 tip." –Reddit
Discretion Is Key
"I pulled over on the side of a busy street because the car had begun to chug as though it was missing on one cylinder. It was after I stopped that I realized the movement was actually being caused by one of the limo owners having some special time in the back with his not-wife." –Reddit
Not The Real Slim Shady
"Some woman got in carrying a life-sized-blow-up doll of Eminem. No one except the lady and 'Eminem' was in the entire limo, so I was silent as I witnessed her doing some crazy sexual s*** to the inflatable. Twas awkward as f***." –Reddit
The Shortest Rager Ever
"This past New Years I had some pretty famous party girl jumped in my limo with her entourage. They asked to go cruising around and come back to the hotel. They jump in and roll up the partition. After driving around for about 45 minutes they ask me to take them back. I pull back into the hotel they jump out and give me $500 (on a $80 ride) and apologize for the mess. The inside was trashed. I called it a night right after that. When I start cleaning out the car I look in between the seats and find a small bag filled with coke." –Reddit
Poor Farhad
"He was on his way to pick up group of women to take them to the coast for a cruise, now the leader of the group wasn't with the group and had to be picked up at her place while everyone else was at another house. When my dad picked up the first lady, she had already started the party. She was completely drunk, my dad ushered her to the limo and introduced himself as so, 'Hello, my name is Farhad, its an Iranian name and some people struggle with it so if you want you can call me Frank.' Now they've arrived to where everybody else is, as all the other ladies climb into the limo my dad being the gentleman that he is starts introducing himself 'Hello my na-.' He gets completely cut off by the drunk lady by saying 'This guy is named is…Frank! He's Canadian, he likes to be called Fernando!'" –Reddit
An Unwanted Present
"A friend owns a limo company. A few weeks ago someone took a dump in the ice box in one of his limos. The best part was that someone from the party called a few days later and was like, "We left something in the limo". Yes, yes you did." –Reddit
An Unfortunate Dare
"A friend of mine was a limo driver for his uncle's limo company. He said the craziest thing he ever had witnessed (cleaned up) was a bachelorette party where they dared one of the girl to down some laxatives. Her bowels let loose in the limo. It was so bad he had to stop, call his uncle for another limo to pick the women up meanwhile a ambulance took her to the nearest hospital." –Reddit
A Productive Gas Station Trip
"So I was driving around a person who was relatively well known one night. I stopped because I needed to use the restroom and fill up gas. When I use the restroom and came back to the limo to fill up gas, the person in my car was having a shouting match with bunch of drunk college kids, telling the kids that he wasn't jerking off (he was topless, not sure if he was fully naked). Then he got nervous and told me to start driving even though I didn't fill up gas." –Reddit
Never Open The Window
"A friend of the family used to drive a limo, in Detroit, in the 80s. A crackhead tried to carjack him while waiting outside of a bar, with a sawn off shotgun. He got away in the limo but the gun went off with the barrel poked through the open window, guy has virtually no hearing on his left side anymore." –Reddit