JOANNE THE SCAMMER is the QUEEN of Drama, Pettiness, and Sass! But she does dish out some cold-hearted truth.
You do YOU
Joanne the Scammer is like your blunt friend, who tells it like it is.
She lets us know what is truly important and what we should all be focusing on.
Say “Goodbye, PEASANT!”
She shows us how we don’t NEED a relationship to be happy. If they come crawling back after they ended it, don’t give them the time of day.
Once it’s over, it’s OVER!
Keep your Personal Life, PERSONAL
She reminds us that you don’t have to tell people EVERYTHING about your life, including your past.
People don’t need to know what you did last weekend or what you were like in high school…
Food is LIFE
She lets us know what to look forward to in adulthood: A semi-stocked fridge that has all of the healthy diet essentials.
There is a glimmer of possibility, so that we can get that summer body we have always hoped to achieve.
Move Forward with YOUR Life
Although she stresses over petty drama, she reminds us to continue to be sassy, and move on to bigger and better things in our life.
People will create drama that you tend to feed into, but then you remember that you can achieve more than them.
Be AWARE of your Bad Habits
She gives us video evidence about how “scamming” people out of their things does not always work out. Although she advocates for lying and scamming, the real life lesson here is that it’s BAD! Stop shoplifting, or lying to people, or manipulating people and situations.
Honestly, truly, you will get caught!
Always be Better than the BEST
She expresses what definitive word we should strive to be known as, so people in the future will remember us.
Get that job promotion, push the limits, and always let people know how successful your becoming!
3 Simple Words to Say to Someone You Recently DESPISE
Joanne loves to reiterate how we should react, when someone does us WRONG!
She always knows the right thing to say to the perpetrator.
All Problems are Cured with a CANCELLATION
She told us EXACTLY what phrase to use, when you’re in the following situations:
a) Your ex is texting you, BEGGING for forgiveness
b) Everything at work is going wrong and you are DONE with the day
c) Your “friend” is talking CRAP on you behind your back
d) Plans keep changing and you have NO CHILL
e) There is a CRYING baby on your 4 hr flight
f) Someone is just STRAIGHT UP annoying you at the store or at a restaurant
Cancel the toxic people and things in your life!
If You’re Going to be Mad, STAY MAD!
But eventually, she makes us realize that sometimes drama happens and we all have some crazy in us.
It’s okay to release all of our levels of Pettiness and Revenge. Just remember that SUCCESS is the BEST REVENGE!