Admit it — these 17 new names are WAAAY better than their current ones.
Is butter considered the tanning lotion?
So Accurate It Hurts
Although you wouldn’t want to leave it plugged in all the time.
That’s One Selfie You Don’t Want To Take
Won’t be seeing too many duck faces in these!
That’s One Trip We Don’t Want To Take
We don’t want to go through a trip advisor that takes 30% of our money after it’s over.
How Did We Never Think Of This Before?
That sounds way cooler than jet skis!
Where’s The Cattor?
Do they only help dogs out?
That Would Be A Very Painful Experience
Imagine if your toes actually went in to a coma — that would be the worst!
If I plant these in the ground, will anything happen?
Makes Sense To Me
It’s SO FLUFFY!
The Only Acceptable Title
Probably not as fluffy though
Teach Me Yoru Ways
Dumbledore Could Never
Gross but very true!