Admit it — these 17 new names are WAAAY better than their current ones.
Perfect!
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Is butter considered the tanning lotion?
So Accurate It Hurts
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Although you wouldn’t want to leave it plugged in all the time.
That’s One Selfie You Don’t Want To Take
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Won’t be seeing too many duck faces in these!
That’s One Trip We Don’t Want To Take
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We don’t want to go through a trip advisor that takes 30% of our money after it’s over.
How Did We Never Think Of This Before?
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That sounds way cooler than jet skis!
Where’s The Cattor?
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Do they only help dogs out?
That Would Be A Very Painful Experience
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Imagine if your toes actually went in to a coma — that would be the worst!
Yummy!
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If I plant these in the ground, will anything happen?
Makes Sense To Me
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It’s SO FLUFFY!
The Only Acceptable Title
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Probably not as fluffy though
Teach Me Yoru Ways
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Dumbledore Could Never
Yuck!
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Gross but very true!