Admit it — these 17 new names are WAAAY better than their current ones.
Perfect!
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Is butter considered the tanning lotion?
So Accurate It Hurts
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Although you wouldn't want to leave it plugged in all the time.
That’s One Selfie You Don’t Want To Take
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Won't be seeing too many duck faces in these "cellfies."
How Many Tourists Would Be Confused By This One?
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Just like the real BBC — the English Channel isn't funny.
We’ll Sit Out This Hand
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A straight flush must be when you knock the other knight off without breaking your lance.
We Smell A Lawsuit Coming
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Don't talk ill of Mr. Trump, he will sue you for anything!
That’s One Trip We Don’t Want To Take
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We don't want to go through a trip advisor that takes 30% of our money after it's over.
Who Calls It “Leaving Right After Sex?”
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"Nuts and bolts" is pretty good, but we like the classic "hit it and quit it."
How Did We Never Think Of This Before?
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That sounds way cooler than jet skis!
Don’t Mess With Success
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That idiot was Stan Lee, and he'll send Spidey to come get you.
Joint Custody Will Send You Straight To The Slammer
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We like this one since it's very blunt….sorry for the pun.
Where’s The Cattor?
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Do they only help dogs out?
Insomnia Just Sounds Bad
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"Why are you tried this morning?"
"I was up all night resisting a rest."
That Would Be A Very Painful Experience
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Imagine if your toes actually went in to a coma — that would be the worst!
Why Not Call Them “Sandy Claws?”
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Although, we really don't want them coming down our chimneys anytime soon.
This One Needs To Catch On
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We ducked up our car, gotta take it to the autocorrect.
Hey Now, That’s Not Very Nice
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His last name is Bell, so that's pretty darn close if you ask us.